Like I got stuffed in trashcans routinely in junior high, so that's my geek cred. (lawyerist.com)
I am so tired that with the baby on my hip, I explained to the policeman that I drive a minivan and I never bumped into anything in my entire life until this minivan, but now both sides of my car are completely scraped up from pulling in and out of my garage and bumping into trashcans on a regular basis. (scarymommy.com)