But Boumsong even made Titus Bramble look good before surprisingly signing for Juventus while they spent a season in Serie B Left back: Djimi Traore (Liverpool, Portsmouth) He may have a Champion's League medal but he still clenched Scouse bum cheeks every time he made a tackle in the penalty area. (whoateallthepies.tv)
Inspired by Dada, (he notably has a tattoo of Schwitters» poetry on his left bum cheek) he is a consistent advocate for amateurism and free emotional expression. (artonapostcard.com)
From Miley Cyrus's bum cheeks to war in Syria; from David Cameron's parliamentary humiliation to Dan Hodges leaving the Labour party, the internet has been a hot mess of news, views, and utter nonsense. (politics.co.uk)