Buffalo businessman and political activist Carl Paladino hopes President Obama contracts mad cow disease after having intercourse with a cow and dies, while his advisor Valerie Jarret is killed by «a Jihady cell mate mistook her for being a nice person and decapitated her.» (nystateofpolitics.com)
He dies before his trial and is buried in a cow pasture next to [senior White House advisor] Valerie Jarret [t], who died weeks prior, after being convicted of sedition and treason, when a Jihady [sic] cell mate mistook her for being a nice person and decapitated her.» (en.wikipedia.org)
The new study shows that Vibrio bacteria elicit a much more rapid response, with large percentages of cells mating within hours. (sciencedaily.com)