At Barbour, we'll be having gift tables for men and women (and fun goodies for your pup, too!) (thegoldengirlblog.com)
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Rather than doing anything, just accept the gift and say «Thank you» then put the unopened gift under your Christmas tree or gift table for opening at a later date. (drgregcason.com)