Sentences with phrase «'s no kitchen floor»

Because my dad was a schoolteacher and of humble means, my mom would cut open grocery bags and she would lay them all over the kitchen floor, after shopping, and that's what we would draw on.

Another time She told me she just fell on her kitchen floor for no reason.

When I scrubbed the kitchen floor, the family cheered.

She adopted my family as her own, took it upon herself to call my parents «Mom» and «Dad,» and kept a small piece of the parsonage's hideous kitchen floor when the church finally replaced it.

An article is due, Brian returns to work, tinies will make a mess of Legos and dress - up clothes in their playroom, the little jumperoo - baby - thing is perched on the kitchen floor, we'll have leftovers tonight.

If at some point during the week I express an opinion, I must perform one of the tasks on my very long been - meaning - to - get - to - that home maintenance list (which includes such glorious undertakings as mopping the kitchen floor, vacuuming the stairs to the basement, and bagging up old clothes to send to Goodwill).

Someday, when I'm dead and my tinies are going through my things, they are going to shake their heads at my computer files: Why are there so many pictures of the kitchen floor?

This is not a job for someone else to do, it is sacred because it's my life and it's their life and they will remember there was joy here in this family instead of muttering resentment and eye rolling on the kitchen floor after breakfast.

I slipped out of bed and followed a squeaking sound into the kitchen where I saw the old linoleum kitchen floor moving up and down with invisible foot steps.

So I feel it's important to note that I didn't crumple to the kitchen floor in a heap of sobs; I just happened to be sitting on the kitchen floor when I started to cry.)

Nothing until two o'clock, or three, or four, or, one year, even five, when the ravenous aunts had begun to snip at each other in hunger, and the starved uncles were arguing in the living room about how many terms Sigurd Anderson had been governor, and the children — past the wheedling stage, past the whining stage, past the stage of sitting on the kitchen floor and weeping for food — were crouched together on the sofa, dumb with misery.

Now I just want to read dog - eared poetry books and cook his meals, argue with him about theology and then kiss him on the kitchen floor.

I lodged an eloquent protest, stomping back and forth in front of my mother across the kitchen floor as I declaimed on the injustice of it all.

Among other things, I'm finding it painfully difficult to choose tile for the kitchen floor (Moroccan?

I used to live down on William street at the Parsons dorms and all the memories of our kitchen floor picnics as we did not have room for a table came rushing back!

Today however he chewed a little bit, dropped it on the kitchen floor and then ate them up.

LOL It's probably a good thing that I don't have the ingredients in the house or I might be making these instead of washing the kitchen floor.

I made a loaf of this yesterday, but only after spilling half the bag of millet all over the kitchen floor.

Matt has 10 years of pay stubs and work contracts spread across the kitchen floor, groaning as he organizes but still lightly tapping his foot to Johnny Cash.

The kitchen floor that was cleaned so long ago you're afraid to even entertain that thought.

You don't really know what rock bottom is, though, until you accidentally drop a hot sheet of cookies on the ground and find yourself kneeling, pinching & scooping up hot, crumbling pieces of cookie off the kitchen floor.

I might have even fell on the kitchen floor in victory.

Ive even got my son hanging out on the kitchen floor with a jar of pb and a spoon.

It's worth mentioning that the old kitchen floor was white tile that showed off every spec of dust that landed on it, and the living room floors had white plush carpeting, and I am so happy to finally be rid of both.

The first time was a total disaster with a ruined baking tray and red fluid all over my poor kitchen floor.

The Slap Ya Mama brand of Cajun products takes that notion even further — the origins of its business involve rolling a large pickle jar around on the kitchen floor.

Because laying on the kitchen floor and humming the same NoFX song for hours at a time will get to you at a certain point.

I pulled both crisper bins from the fridge out onto the kitchen floor and went searching.

It is all over my kitchen floor and sink!

Next they're tearing up the kitchen floor (6 layers?)

Think of it this way: if you have any particularly messy eaters, let them scatter the crumbs out in the world instead of on your kitchen floor.

The house will be in an uproar as the kitchen floor is taken up next week and the new wooden floor installed the following week.

The other day when I was feeling good about not burning biscuits or ruining stew, I broke a bowl on the kitchen floor.

And when I was making this bread I dropped the bag of rye flour open - side down on the kitchen floor and spilled a hefty amount.

Island - inspired in my kitchen would be kitchen floor near the fridge or entryway inspired.

He went back to bed and I laid on the kitchen floor, hand cupped over my mouth, simultaneously laughing and crying, trying to wrap my mind around the fact that he wanted to marry me even though I'd spent the entirety of our relationship being very vocal about my thoughts on marriage, it being a dying institution, yadda yadda yadda.

It's just not happening unless you're making pie and have a kiddy pool on the kitchen floor.

OK, so racing your dinner across the kitchen floor before eating it off of a newspaper covered table might sound a little barbaric, but I swear we weren't the only ones that did.

Me, cursing as I drop food or utensils on the kitchen floor when I am trying to do too many things at once!

Spills happen often along with the random clutter on our kitchen floor.

Especially after the first night of trials had my kitchen floor covered in cashew milk.

No, these aren't food scraps collected from kitchen floors being churned into ice cream, the ingredients are perfectly edible and tasty food that would have otherwise been sent to landfills.

Best for: The affordable tile is great for kitchen floors at home, says Wendy Haworth, the designer behind L.A.'s Gracias Madre.

All the old wooden tables were worn wavy with countless cuts, as wavy as the old 18th century kitchen floor tiles brought for this house from Indonesia.

Disaster struck when I dropped my beautiful maitake mushroom bunch on the kitchen floor - in a perfectly positioned pile of dog hair.

My grandma used to say that as long as you were really living and enjoying it, you didn't need to wash the kitchen floor until it pulled your socks off.

When was the last time you cleaned the kitchen floor?

The moment my slippers hit the kitchen floor I headed for my jar of cashews to save the day.

As I transferred the sheet pan from the oven to a waiting baking rack, I must have lost focus for a moment, because an instant later I was watching — in seemingly slow motion — the pie pan skittering off the baking sheet to imminent death below, the crust shattering on impact and the whole gingery, beautiful mess landing ingloriously in a slump on the kitchen floor.

«I have stumbled and stubbed toes, sliced fingers and scrubbed dishes; I have burned wrists and knuckles and cookies countless, have made nine thousand messes and used an entire herd of cows» butter; I have dropped cakes and dropped things on cakes, have cried and sworn and studied and laughed on the kitchen floor.