In fact — we never told
anyone this — there was a day once
on vacation when we nearly rented a
Jet Ski, sans experience, sans even any real desire to
Jet Ski, just
on the conviction as we gazed across the harbor from our cabana that if we were to choose this day to make our
Jet Ski debut, they would choose this day to do that thing they sometimes do, arcing up out of the surf at our side and keeping pace with us, singling us out as among the very crème of enlightened humanity.