That backfired when I noticed people switching their place cards and I had to grab small -
butt chairs out from under them and swiftly replace them with sturdy
big -
butt benches before they sat down.
I say things like this: «Welcome, friend, right over here...» [i.e. you are in the
bigger butt category so I have to usher you over to a
big -
butt chair]... and «So glad you are here, have a seat» [pulling out a small -
butt chair].