«And
Dad joked about it.»
The speech included a few too many swearwords and also a really bad
dad joke about his time in the England team.
Not exact matches
Her charismatic appearance on stage not only gave the
dad -
joke peppered event a little more oomph, but it also underscored a bigger conversation we've been having in the tech industry
about diversity, strong role models and which companies have been taking a leadership position in that area.
She may be pissed
about drinking breastmilk in an «inferior container» (my
dad's
joke from the 70s — har har), but would drink other beverages more willingly.
I've
joked about how
dads don't always get the recognition they deserve on the «holiday,» but the truth is that being a
dad is the greatest gift I've ever been given.
How many
jokes are there
about dads changing diapers?
In particular, many millennials have been taken aback by Chandler's mean - spirited
jokes about his cross-dressing
dad and Ross» attitude towards his ex-wife's same sex relationship.
Sometimes Cuomo will open with a dirty
joke, sometimes he'll commiserate
about being a divorced
dad of teenagers.
You remember all those times your
dad made a
joke about how stylish and awesome he is and you just sat there feeling (openly) embarrassed
about his super high waisted jeans and ugly, chunky but supposedly comfortable sneakers?
While the movie's tone never dips too, too deep into abject misery, there are enough moments of solemnity that when a
joke about T'Challa's
dad sandals pops up, you're not really prepared to laugh quite that hard.
In Canadian director Sarah Polley's experimental, poetic documentary
about the relationship between people (her family, specifically), stories, and identity, she investigates the validity of the lingering family
joke that her
dad, Michael Polley, isn't her biological father.
«My
dad turned it down,» he
joked to Today FM's Ray D'Arcy
about his award - winning actor
dad Brendan Gleeson.
(The harmless in -
jokes about the movie business are the film's most personal element, since the Affleck character's rote estranged -
dad role is utterly generic.)
Slate's Donna is grotesquely unprepared for adult life: she's
about to lose her job at a «Non-Imperialsist» used book store, her boyfriend just dumped her for making
jokes about their relationship in her act, her mom and
dad wonder when she'll get her life together, and there's a very real sense that the title refers to her clearly evident lack of maturity.
And finally, let's talk
about sex... baby (sorry, couldn't help the
dad joke... which was probably lost on all of you born after 1995).
You won't find much to think
about in this narrative other than if Green Arrow's
dad jokes could be any worse, but that's part of its charm — this experience focuses on the powers of the heroes more than what's going on inside of their heads.
And when
dads do talk to their sons
about sex, these «talks» usually involve
jokes, awkward silence, and a tendency to keep the more serious issues at a distance.2 This is a shame because by a wide margin teenage boys report that their parents are the most influential figures in their lives when it comes to making decisions
about sex.3 And a lack of open and honest sexual communication has negative consequences.
Growing up, I
joke about having four
dads!