Sentences with phrase «day joke on»

That is why this book publicist declined to play an April Fool's Day joke on the media.

«This is really an April Fools» Day joke on the taxpayers of New York.»

The New York Post fell victim to an apparent April Fools» Day joke on Saturday night when someone hacked the publication's app and sent nine push - button alerts that included «Heil President Donald Trump.»

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You may joke that the week you went on vacation flew by far too quickly, but if you stop and think about it, that week actually seemed to last much longer than one involving the drudgery of your day job.

Business plans often turn into a joke by April Fools Day, as they are seldom reviewed and reflected on throughout the year.

The chatbot is at least a bit convincing with some of its jokes because humans tell bad jokes on Twitter all day.

«That's like finding a lucky penny on the sidewalk on the same day your bank account is drained by a 16 - year - old Belgian hacker,» Oliver joked.

Palm Beach County Commissioner Steven Abrams took to Facebook in the days before the tax took effect, joking that everyone has a few more days to save some money on a big purchase.

Also on Sunday, Tesla's founder and CEO took to Twitter to play an April Fool's day prank, joking that «Telsa has gone completely and totally bankrupt.»

This comes just a day after Bitcoin broke the $ 100 USD per Bitcoin mark on April 1st, 2013 (Not an April Fools Joke).

«So, let's say your friend is testifying in Congress,» Zuckerberg joked, poking fun at his own recent two - day appearance on Capitol Hill to explain to the House and Senate how Facebook does business and protects its business information.

Ahead of his second day of testimony on the Hill, @Recode's @KaraSwisher says day one for Zuckerberg before a Senate panel was like getting «hit by soft, soft, soft, very nice cashmere pillows... the Senators were a joke» pic.twitter.com / 1xCHZXSOFb

On a day when fans joked that Woods and playing partner Patrick Reed were «twinning» - they wore similar pink shirts and carded the same score - his round easily could have been three to four strokes better had he holed a few makeable putts.

«It's never good to be late on your first day of work, and so after being sworn in I hustled here,» he joked at NATO headquarters.

I can give you a good joke, if your wife was having a bad day, all you got ta do is knock on the door of your other wife for a good time.

They are largely incompetent at what they do, and are quickly upstaged by Captain Amazing (Greg Kinnear)-- this guy is a genuine superhero, who arrives just in time to save the day and completely upstages the «wannabe» heroes, who are treated as a joke by the police officers, villains, civilians on the scene, and Captain Amazing himself.

Jesus goes on to make one of the driest, most melancholic jokes in the entire Bible when He says, «Nevertheless I must journey on today and tomorrow and the next day; for it can not be that a prophet would perish outside of Jerusalem.»

At church that Sunday, we joked about God taking an interest in the games on that day, after talking about the interest He takes in the weak, the disabled, the poor, the beaten, the outcast.

What a joke, the media has been trying to tell us all along, Ron Paul is non existent and everyone and his brother is surging, one by one the con's are all dropping like flies on a winter day, cain, grinch, huntsman, now its Santorum's turn.

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

Alan, I read your post on that day, and thought you were making an April Fool's joke.

He told Premier 150 people attended the group's mass in Brighton on the first day of the Labour Conference, but it has been the subject of some snide jokes within the party.

There will be a day you are lying on your death bed and this kind of joke won't seem real funny when you are scared beyond belief about what will soon happen.

He called you by your last name (a practice I use to this day), he had a way of instilling fear into kids who would goof - off and cause distractions in other classes (a practice I was very much unable to duplicate during my one - year stint as an 8th - grade English teacher), and you had to run the gauntlet of sentence - diagramming grammar, which advanced to a pretty complex level, before the more «cool - teacher» aspects of Mr. Pacilio were unveiled — and even then, the tests on those rock songs were no joke!

Weather you believe or not (I open my eyes every day) so it's not hard to All will stand before the lord on the day of reckoning which man will no doubtedly usher in and those who don't believe or against god will try to wage war on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belief?

its god when and only when its not anything bad, yet in the BIBLICAL days (thats a joke in on itself) when crap went down, they saw it as them being bad in the eyes of there god / gods!

And I freely admit I sometimes use too many extraneous, space - consuming, overly - descriptive, qualifying, words or sentences written quickly and in a stream - of - conscientiousness, run - on sort of fashion with occasional typos mostly due to fatigue of being up way too late (which also explains this post in general) after a long day of political discussion which refreshingly had little religious content though of course there is often much overlap between the two but posting is barely a hobby but more of an occasional passtime so now i wonder if what I write could be considered abuse as I've can't really recall seeing much if any sorrt of «text filibustering» not that this is exactly filibustering more a spontaneous text performance response joke and meant in jest to be absurdly long and useless so of course i hope you appreciate the spirit.

Holy cats... I read this recipe the day before moving into a hotel for work, where I'll be living the next 4 to 6 weeks... and working 18 hour days on average... I baked 3 lbs of these bad boys and and am the hero of my office... no joke... these nuts are sparing us from eating our own weight in pastries and related garbage every day.

I've joked on here before that when Paul and I were first married those were my «Hamburger Helper» days.

If I had fresh basil I would use it EVERY day — no joke;) We're moving soon and that is the * first * thing I'm setting up on our deck: herb garden!

Easter may fall on April Fool's Day this year, but it's no joke that New Orleans should be your number one destination for an Easter weekend getaway, March 30 - April 1.

A.J. Burnett of the Pittsburgh Pirates fell victim to a April Fools Day joke after a rosing bag explode on him...

Whilst watching the Deadline day coverage on Sky Sports and hearing that Arsenal's somewhat hilarious interest Danny Welbeck was not indeed a joke, I realised that Wenger had gone and done it again.

Though he often joked that he'd been around the Olympics since the days of Baron Pierre de Coubertin, Bud Greenspan kindled his love affair with the Games in 1948, when, as a 21 - year - old radio sports director, he filed dispatches on the competition for WHN in New York City.

guy couldnt pass the ball wright, can not shot, not just he missing chances but he miss the ball all the time, slowing the tempo, no pace no speed old story, on one on one no way he can pass the player, dribble like my grandma... and you tell me how the guy with this attributes can be no. 1 striker and play in the best league in the world and probably one of the best clubs in the world... as long as i am alive i would ask myself how giroud stray in arsenal and be no. 1 striker... even my little cousin make a jokes about him, its obvious like a day... guy is laughingstock!!!

Fleury joked it was a chance to catch up on his favorite soap opera, «Days of our Lives.»

best joke i have heard when arsene wenger said he would be very active on deadline day i didn't realise he meant running around blowing a whistle (hes refereeing a charity match)

No wonder some fans are on about the old man jokes, like when a grandpa says in my day we could buy etc etc etc for a shilling.

That was the running joke two summers ago when after signing 2 free agents Sanogo + Flamini it took Wenger till 7 pm on the last day to sign 42 mill Ozil after a near riot by fans

Motorsport teams, websites, series and circuits were on good form for April Fool's Day this year, so let's take a look at the best pranks and jokes.

All jokes aside the window literally opened 4 days ago and will close on the 31st of August.

With the Internet these days, one joke or comment and I am crashing the Stock Market, tampering with NFL free agency, starting a new activist movement, causing an earthquake in China, keeping the kardashian on TV, getting Brad and Jennifer back together and who knows what else.

We plan on having a fine time together all day, with jokes, updates, scores, GIFs, and more.

The Usos have busted ass both figuratively and literally while they've been heels on SmackDown, and New Day of late has spent more time making jokes than having matches where they look threatening.

I agree tho many fans who cant read games like those who played it a long time (no offence) but reading a game is half the battle and as someone who played for 25 years tho not the best teams or leagues i still know what its about and have watched 30 years now of ball on tv i can say we are a disgrace at the back how many stray passes Xhaca alone made is a joke i can only hope something changes cause we need it i love us dominating teams but when we got 70 % possesion and only 1 shot on target its a joke.sry lad s but enoughs enough Wenger had his day its over now time to move on...................

We all tracked what was going on and yes, he did have an issue with Dortmund just before his transfer but with a few days elapsing, Dortmund were clear that he had returned to training, plus we got some pictures of him laughing and joking with his teammates.

Jokes aside, it seems the only glitch on Toro Rosso's first day of running with Honda power was a leaked photo of the STR13.

OK, all joking aside, here's my top five list of gifts that dads would enjoy on Father's Day.

For example, editing my morning routine so I can take the time to walk Violet to school has been so wonderful; it's our special one on one time where we can chat and joke around, and it's become one of my very favorite parts of the day.

I'm not joking when I say that has never happened before on the days I worked out.