Between marathon - length international flights and media - free evenings
in a
camper van I've had ample time to think about resolutions
in the
days leading up to the new year.
A: I stayed
in the back yard most of the time, so one
day when I was put
in a kennel
in the back of a
camper van with several other dogs for a ride to a place called «California,» I didn't know what the heck was going on.