Dear Dan, Hmmm... you looked like a Van Halen groupie with
wrecked balls explaining to a cop that you were swiping at a hummingbird (looking to suck the nectar out of your eyeballs) that looked like a swarm of killer bees (another rock group by the way,» The Killer Bees») whilst fishing for a set of keys prior to showing the interior of a house (that stands right before you) to tire - kickers via smart phone technology, all the while expecting to make a commission already?