If the Supreme Grand Poobah of the South
Finland Pig Farmers Association decides that only those members of the South
Finland Pig Farmers Association who spin around three times and say, «Sooo - ey» before brushing their teeth are to be considered members of the South
Finland Pig Farmers Association and the bylaws of the South
Finland Pig Farmers Association are not amended to reflect that change, then you meet the requirements for membership in the South
Finland Pig Farmers Association, and all their protestations to the contrary are just hot air.