For Dell (Justin Long) and Kimberly (Emmy Rossum), a meeting
in line for comet - watching at an LA cemetery (yes, really) might just turn out to be fate as we experience the relationship's less - than - auspicious beginning, middle and possible end — although you'll end up with a migraine if you try and piece any of this timeline together thanks to
parallel universes, jarring time - travel sequences and a distinct lack of logical structure
offered by Comet.
I'm sorry Alan, but simply
offering a dismissive ipse dixit
in favour of some alternative
parallel universe reality doth not an argument maketh.