Not exact matches
A big magic fairy
man spoke a spell and then there was earth and light before stars and then a snake talked to a woman and then the big magic fairy
man had to sacrifice himself to himself to appease himself by exploiting a loophole in a plan he made himself
because of an
invisible disease (sin) in an invisble body part (soul) so that he doesn't have to torture us forever in the big fire pit he made even though he doesn't want anyone to ever go there but he just can't help himself.
20 For the
invisible things of him since the creation of the world are clearly seen, being perceived through the things that are made, even his everlasting power and divinity; that they may be without excuse: 21
because that, knowing God, they glorified him not as God, neither gave thanks; but became vain in their reasonings, and their senseless heart was darkened.22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23 and changed the glory of the incorruptible God for the likeness of an image of corruptible
man, and of birds, and four - footed beasts, and creeping things.24 Wherefore God gave them up in the lusts of their hearts unto uncleanness, that their bodies should be dishonored among themselves: 25 for that they exchanged the truth of God for a lie, and worshipped and served the creature rather than the Creator, who is blessed for ever.
However, I'll add that it is
because His return would be
invisible that the angel asked rhetorically, «
Men of Galilee, why do you stand looking into the sky?»
Never mind all that data collected and analysis done by scientists over the last 300 years, I choose to believe in a magic
invisible sky
man who created the Earth in 6 days, one who keeps me under surveillance 24 hours a day 7 days a week from the time I'm born until the time I die
because I'm just that important to him, a god who will convict me of thoughtcrime, even while I'm asleep, if I should ever doubt his existence.
Your
invisible man in the sky is at fault for killing all the first born in Egypt
because your god was responsible for hardening the pharaoh's heart so he wouldn't allow Moses to take his people out.
To the other... rest easy in knowing that I think being spiritual is a joke as well; but that is
because I am an Atheist so I find Religious people even more amusing I don't need fear of an
invisible angry old
man to scare me into being a good person; I do good things
because I am a good person and don't need an instruction manual.
The atheist motto is: «It seems kind of dumb to believe that there's a magic
invisible man in the sky who is all powerful but had to kill his son (who is also him) to save us from his own wrath
because he engineered us in a way that we would want to break his «laws» just to test us.
He knows that an individual voice will be raised in resistance, but he knows that he is stronger, he knows that for an instant one still can cause
men to seem serious, but he knows also that privately they long to laugh with him; he knows that for an instant one can still cause a woman to hold a fan before her eyes when he talks, but he knows that she is laughing behind the fan, that the fan is not absolutely impervious to vision, he knows that one can write on it an
invisible inscription, he knows that when a woman strikes at him with her fan it is
because she has understood him, he knows without the least danger of deception how laughter sneaks in, and how when once it has taken up its lodging it lies in ambush and waits.
Because in order to be able earnestly to answer that serious question, a
man must already have made a choice in life, he must have chosen the
invisible, chosen that which is within.
How in the world one can go from atheist to believing in an
invisible man in the sky
because of moral concerns is beyond the boundaries of logic.
But when world leaders with nuclear weapons, as an extreme example, make serious global decisions
because they believe their mythology to be history and their intuition to be the voice of the
invisible man in the sky directing their actions — that makes me terrified!
This is important for all guys who want to build a powerful - looking chest, and it's especially important if you have
man boobs,
because a thick, muscular upper chest can make your
man boobs almost
invisible!
One running gag I did enjoy was the
invisible man and his apparent
invisible girlfriend, who is clearly make - believe, but
because they are
invisible no one can tell.