Sentences with phrase «j.d.s out of a toilet»

BlackBerry's new interim CEO John Chen has the mighty task of pulling the floundering Canadian tech company out of the toilet.

A vendor onboard an Indian Railways train has been fined after he was spotted carrying tea and coffee cans out of a toilet — suggesting customer beverages had been mixed in a public bathroom.

I love those Gideon bibles, they do come in handy when I've run out of toilet paper and don't want to bother the hotel staff.

Another thing we learned is that when you run out of toilet paper in your house you have plenty of bibles to use in place of toilet paper.

JP played a role in getting Big V out of the toilet.

but I'm also REALLY happy to add their cute little sampling kits to my organizational ninja bags so that I'm prepared at the next inevitable summer porta potty stop that is out of toilet paper.

Today, for example, my daughter forgot her packed lunch, I pulled my son's hair too hard when combing it, I forgot to run the dishwasher last night and to feed the fish, we ran out of toilet paper and their favorite cereal (even though I went to the freaking store yesterday), and I ran over the garbage can backing out of the driveway.

After that I attached the wheels, made a funnel out of a toilet paper tube, added the bumpers and fashioned some straps from the handles of a reusable shopping bag (does everyone else have approximately 7,000 of those?!)

Perhaps your entry will be: «We didn't run out of toilet paper.»

Ordinarily, the mere sight of a cockroach would send me racing out of the toilet, but these were extraordinary circumstances.

We ran out of toilet paper, so I brought some baby wipes into the bathroom and our extra wetbag.

My son said, «Oh, like how we make crafts out of toilet paper rolls and cereal boxes all the time?»

A cat half way out of the toilet, gleefully dipping his paw in the water and scooping it out all over the seat, the floor and everything!

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You can't see the lysozyme level rising (lysozyme is an enzyme that takes out bacteria by dissolving their cell walls) as he gets mobile and begins the quest to fish fun things out of the toilet.

Toilet seat locks: Babies can drown in as little as 2 inches of water, so keep your baby and his toys out of the toilet with a lock.

Now, that intern reflects on why the mayor tried so hard to keep secret emails that turned out to be innocuous In November 2010, I was earning $ 300 a week for The Village Voice, blogging about unemployed actors who moonlit as bed bug exterminators and a city project to make biofuel out of toilet water.

Lede of the Day: «Mayor Bloomberg has two months to get his legacy out of the toilet.»

Marley's not allowed to drink out of the toilet, you should just keep him out of the bathroom in general.

I have to drink out of toilets to get my health back because I can't even afford stimpacks.

Apparently inspired by a photograph he found tucked in a library book, the boy is now mimicking their ancestral dress and making sheep out of toilet paper and cardboard tubes.

So you see him sometimes, he'll do something — there's a scene where he comes out of the toilets and he'd do this thing where he's smacking his lips and he knew, he knew he was making us laugh, but because he wasn't on camera, every time we'd go, «Fucking hell Martin, stop it!»

It isn't easy keeping a straight face when you're robbing a sex shop with a fire extinguisher and masks made out of toilet paper.

Unsurprisingly, the development of their relationship comes complete with all the usual precious scenes of Skip trying to drink out of a toilet and charming the pants off the locals in Yazoo, Mississippi.

«I get the call to go and fish yet another toilet roll out of the toilet,» she explained.

I now keep this book in my bathroom in case I ever run out of toilet paper and need something with which to wipe my ass.

This is what she wrote: «The leaking toilet is reached through my back passage, but please tell the plumbers when they arrive that they must knock on the front door as my back passage is blocked with the things out of the toilet.»

Dogs love to drink out of the toilet, and even small dogs will find a way to get in there!

Ok, this is definitely not a fun subject to discuss but if you have a cat who drinks out of the toilet, it's something you want dealt with quickly and effectively.

Dogs are naturally curious and will try to investigate any interesting smells coming from your garbage can and will want to drink out of the toilet bowl and see what is behind door number 1 and 2 and 3....

I don't drink out of the toilets in my home or those I come across in my day - to - day professional or personal lives, so I don't recommend toilets be a potential water source for our pets.

Think about it, dogs (not all) sometimes lick their private region, eat out of the trash, bring dead animals to the doorstep and drink out of the toilet.

Have you ever wondered why they prefer to drink out of the faucet, out of a toilet, out of your flower vase, or out of the fish bowl?

You can also make them out of toilet rolls.

Yesterday he was trying to drink out of the toilet for water but he has quickly learned where his water bowl is and is happy to drink from that instead and so are we lol.

That's not to say that it's a good idea for your dog to drink out of the toilet.

Toilet lid locks are often used to keep small children out of the toilet but they can be a great way to keep dogs from sticking their heads in the toilet, too.

You may also consider building your own maze and tunnel made out of toilet paper cardboard rolls.

Never leave the house without tissues because you never know when you'll need them for bathrooms that run out of toilet paper.

You will be aware of people going in / out of the toilet, at the front of the cabin on the right, once the lights are dimmed, because of the light inside - so maybe a couple rows further back, or a seat on the right hand side, would be better.

If you think their proclivity for drinking out of the toilet would say otherwise, it's only because you haven't tried the CleverPet.

She then undermines their aesthetic solemnity by adding whimsical personae — an eye peeking out of a toilet in «Bathroom Reader,» or a pair of eyes looking out from under a jug in «Peeping Jug.»

microsoft beat them up for 10 years and eventually they weren't able to pull their own head out of the toilet anymore.

In order to increase brand awareness at a low cost, We formed the idea to create faces out of toilet paper rolls.

Always be prepared to show your building department your waste management plan: what you will do with the urine and solids once they come out of the toilet.

If people stopped grabbing their J.D.s out of a toilet, we might not have so many lawyers available to scrub one.

I get a kick out of the toilet decals, so funny.

Never run out of toilet paper in the bathroom again by always storing some extra rolls with this quick DIY.

Nothing is more awkward for a guest than running out of toilet paper, so I set out several rolls near the toilet.

You wake up and the kids» school uniforms aren't washed, there's no bread to make sandwiches for their lunch, the sheets and towels from the trip have been tossed in the laundry along with an inexplicably enormous bag of dirty underwear, you've run out of toilet paper and are reduced to scrounging for Kleenex, the front hall is piled halfway to the ceiling with suitcases plus six recycling bags filled with detritus from the trip... and you have to walk the Sprogs to school because Husband has dropped the car in for a service.