Yes, weeks before
the jolly fat man in red suede was set to violate our chimneys, a group — who I refuse to name, lest I give them the attention they crave — threatened to take Xbox Live down on Christmas... FOREVER.
When
the jolly fat lady — an underappreciated computer - surveillance whiz, deskbound in a rodent - infested CIA basement — is suddenly thrust into the field, she sows useful, sporadically funny mayhem wherever she goes.
And then there is the really off - beat stuff like a post-apocalyptic-vampire-western-road movie, Stake Land (which is magnificent), a naughty DIY costumed hero flick from James Gun called Super and starring Ellen Page and Kevin Bacon, an Eva Green starring ethereal cloning drama from Hungary, but in English, called Womb, and a film that will make you completely reassess how you feel about Santa Claus and his elf posse when
the jolly fat man is portrayed as a 25 meter tall horned demon encased in a block of ice under a Finnish mountain.
Joining
the jolly fat man in the red suit is a terrific ensemble cast that includes Dan Starkey, liberated from his Strax costume to play an elf (always a welcome sight), and a team of scientists at the North Pole led by Natalie Gumede.
Sometimes he had no professional designation at all, and was simply a «
Jolly Fat Man» (as he was billed in 1935's Dante's Inferno).
As a child I was told that
a jolly fat man travelled the world in one night to deliver presents to all the world's children.
It was only dredged up so little jews like myself wouldn't feel completely left out during the christmas season with the lights and
the jolly fat men and the presents.
Not exact matches
Images of a
fat jolly santa in red robes appeared decades before coca cola used him in their ads.
To them (us),
fat is not «
jolly» but hideous; feeding is not a convivial celebration but a shamefully wanton act that must be undertaken in secret.
It's pretty weird that these women are more interested in leading a child's understanding of storytelling astray just so they can convince her to hold onto some magical perception of a
jolly old
fat man who delivers presents to every kid on Earth in a single night.
Popcorn (Newman's Trans
Fat Free, Bearitos, Orville Redenbacher's Smart Pop,
Jolly Time Healthy Pop, Pop Secret 94 %
Fat Free Snack Size)
The microwaveable varieties of popcorn that are made by companies such as
Jolly Time and Jiffy Pop contain trans
fats that are detrimental to your heart.
Words in the word bank include: cookies, elves,
fat, glasses,
jolly, magical, North Pole, red suit, Rudolph, sack, St. Nick and workshop.
The not - at - all -
Fat Controller is much
jollier but then asks for my permit.
Many people believe a
fat dog is happy and
jolly — like a four - legged Santa Claus without the red suit and white beard.
The
jolly old
fat man has an army of «elves» that trick out his «sleigh» so that he can travel to every house in the world on Christmas.
While you await the arrival of the Saint of presents (or don't wait, depending on your traditions; I'm not here to judge), let us give you a quick rundown of the top 5 appearances of the
jolly ol'
fat man in videogame form.
I know that I'm probably a little long in the tooth to be asking a
jolly old
fat man for gifts at this time of year, but I would really like to get one of those fancy MKZ sedans that Matthew McConaughey drives in those TV commercials.
Well, you know if I wasn't so
jolly, I'd be inclined to show you a little something about karate that an «old
fat man» is still capable of doing... Instead, yes, yes — old
jolly Saint Nick will just leave a pile of Lincoln logs under your tree, and not a Lincoln on the driveway!