Sentences with phrase «little fart»

I therefore shall return to this world bearing the proud and altogether appropriate name of Little Fart.

~ Ben Jackson co-author of the My Little Fart Series.

We analyze every little fart and burp.

We then head out to buy some sort of concoction to help remedy our little fart machine babies.

Tabari I: 267 «And Allah taught Adam all the names as follows: He taught him the name of everything, down to fart and little fart.»

Not exact matches

But when you balance the unpleasantness of using a tool that helps a child fart against the pain etched across your little one's face when he or she can't pass gas on their own, you'll be thrilled someone took the initiative and invented this thing.

Currently sitting behind «little brother» Spuds in the table, with LC and visits to Manure, Everton and White Fart Lane on the horizon.

One is a specialist in failure and the other has so little ambition its happy to accept that failure with the hope that the dithering, senile old fart will change his ways — the same ways he has chosen for nearly a quarter of a century.

So, yeah, my little one swears like a sailor and my big one will teach your kid to fart on cue.

If I had one wish for 2017, it would be that all the little boys and little girls could sit and draw farting fairies together in harmony, with the sun shining upon their fart fairy - drawing faces.

she grunts, and pushes so hard her little face turns red, then nothing but a fart comes out.

The photographer made use of dad's back tattoos as an interesting juxtaposition between ferocity and innocence, a perfectly brilliant idea and gorgeous photo - that is until baby decides to add a little extra fart art to dad's back.

Watch as this little girl wriggles and pushes until the farts start to blow!

Cover dry chickpeas with filtered water and soak for about 8 hours, more is fine but change the water as it will smell a little like farts.

I really got a kick out of watching the little kids watch the musical, especially any time The Grinch made a burp or fart sound haha... and you could hear little kids saying to their parent's, «But he needs to say «excuse me» now!»

It seems but a distant memory now, but every once in a while I make a little re-visit to the 80's, just to remind myself of a time when it wasn't all about fat suits and farting at the dinner table.

For example, there is a funny bit where Kevin James» character, Eric, is a little too attached to his mom (the super adorable Georgia Engel from The Mary Tyler Moore Show), but they chose to spend more time on a stupid running gag: Eric has the ability to «burp - snart» (burping, sneezing, and farting at the same time).

Sandler threatens people and tries to play it off as tomfoolery, James teaches everyone how to burp, sneeze, and fart at the same time, Rock cracks about being black and David Spade scoots around with little - man syndrome.

After all, «The Interview» makes fun of Western media just as much as the quick - tempered dictator, and although it could have done with a little more political satire to balance out the dick and fart jokes, it's exactly what you'd expect from the guys behind «Superbad,» «Pineapple Express» and «This Is the End.»

Weirdly enough, Get Out's Oscar - nominated star Daniel Kaluuya ends up falling a little flat as commander W'Kabi, using a casual «did you just fart?»

«I only imagine now little Noah putting a pillow on his behind and farting into a pillow, knowing that it would save his life.

There are fart jokes and there are cute little animals running around.

The work across the board (perhaps bar Hans Zimmer «s score, which is a little familiar, and a little over-reliant on «Inception «- style fart trombone) is phenomenal, from Sean Bobbitt «s photography to the entire cast, with Chiwetel Ejiofor giving a performance for the ages.

It's a good first Ozu film to watch, it's a little faster paced than his better films, plus it's chock - full of fart jokes, which are always nice.

Outside of Depardieu, whose job revolves around little more than farting and being obnoxious — not sure if that's a stretch — the rest of the trio act serious and showcase the Musketeers as old dads just looking for use again.

Although the previous trailer for Swiss Army Man, a.k.a. «Daniel Radcliffe's farty boner corpse movie,» didn't feature any boners and frankly was a little lacking in the farting department as well, the new red - band trailer makes up for this with more gas - powered antics, deep conversations about breaking wind, and at...

Even after swinging the dial into race mode, which opens up its throat a little, it's full of farts and other heavily turbocharged engine noises but has no real roar.

Many veterinarians like Jillian Haines, DVM, MS, assistant professor of small animal internal medicine at Washington State University College of Veterinary Medicine, disagree with that theory, sighting little evidence, and believe that aerophagia does not appear to affect whether or not an animal would fart.

Ultimately the script tends to rely a little too heavily on the basic, crude poop, fart and piss jokes rather than clever social - commentary the show is capable of delivering.

«Phil Spencer actually sent us some personalised feedback describing the fart organ as «an abomination against God», which was accurate, if a little hurtful.»

Other times, you'll need to call on something a little more drastic such as Cartman's thunderous fart, which shoots a crude, hand - drawn flame across the screen, torching everyone in its path.

-- A growing number of affordable, long - range electric vehicles coming on the market — Ongoing policy - making commitment to those vehicles, even from a post-Brexit conservative UK government (the future is a little less certain on this side of the pond)-- Low cost, large - scale renewables and wide - spread energy storage — A wider range of non-car transportation options, including affordable, high - quality e-bikes — Internal combustion engines shall henceforth forever be known as the Suck - Squeeze - Bang - Fart engine

If they really understood the science, then the occasional outbursts by denialists would generate no more notice than a fart in polite company — a little embarassment for the offender, but no overt comment.

Finally, there's the intimate connection between the global - warming cult and its patrons in collectivist politics, who view climate change as an indispensable opportunity to seize money and power — a claim in which politicians get to represent the Earth itself against the grubby little people they're not terribly fond of, even when they're not trying to promote a scary story about aerosol deodorant, cow farts, air conditioners, and automobiles unleashing the apocalypse.

Weak as, cohenite but it's about what I'd expect from a little guy who can't find a fart in a smoke screen.Go play trains hey.

:: London Times More on Cow Burps and Farts Farmer's Little Helper: A Pill to Cut Down on Cow Farting Cows and Climate Change How Studying Cow Burps is Helping Argentinians Learn About Climate Change A Stinky Solution to a Stinkier Problem: Using Garlic to Fight Cow Farts

But it can't stop old farts like me from getting a little misty - eyed when someone we admired decides it is time to hang up their blogging tools and put the Model T back in the garage.

I mean look, I have nothing against young people, but give us old farts a little love too, eh?