To make a long story short — When it came time to get the dish out of the oven, I was mortified to realize that I HAD
NEVER TURNED THE OVEN ON!!!!!!!!!!!.
Not exact matches
It's also raw, which means you
never need to
turn on that
oven and heat up the kitchen (or the whole house).
It may
never be 90 here, so I'll have to pretend it's too hot to
turn on the
oven, and make quinoa salad.
Here's a quick primer
on how to put it all together and get it
on the table before anyone even notices that you
never turned on your
oven.
I also
never turn on my microwave
oven even though I have a perfectly good one in my kitchen (they make a great airtight storage cabinet for baked goods though).
RESIST the urge to use them raw, so that you can succeed in all your goals of
never turning on the
oven in the Summer.
Even if you have
never made a pumpkin pie before there's no time like right now to
turn on your
oven and add this to your recipe box.
Before I walked into the room to announce my horrific situation — I decided I «needed» chocolate (we all know what that is like) and so I decided to eat a quick brownie for a therapy fix and afterwards I rushed into the room to announce I had ruined dinner — I not only had to tell them that the
oven was
never turned on (how humilating) but I soon realized that I had chocolate ALL IN MY TEETH!