Sentences with phrase «on old joke»

It's a kind of a geography puzzle and a riff on the old joke that Americans learn about new countries after they bomb them.

On old joke: What do lesbians do on the third date?

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«People find a lot of joy in rediscovering a music playlist from months ago or an old joke with a neighbor, even though those things did not seem particularly meaningful in the moment,» Columbia's Ting Zhang said of her research on the subject (done while she was at Harvard).

«That's like finding a lucky penny on the sidewalk on the same day your bank account is drained by a 16 - year - old Belgian hacker,» Oliver joked.

Hey, all you angels, you just won't believe this joke I just played on Old Abraham.

Anyone who bet the 76 - year - old Jesuit from Argentina would become Supreme Pontiff likely won a lot of dough, Francis joked on Sunday.

Weather you believe or not (I open my eyes every day) so it's not hard to All will stand before the lord on the day of reckoning which man will no doubtedly usher in and those who don't believe or against god will try to wage war on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief as well as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belief?

Naaman is like the man in an old joke who is caught in a flood and goes up on the roof, where he intends to wait for God to rescue him.

She sent out a simple, pretty funny joke on New Year's about how the earth is now 2014 years old and, oh boy, the Internet did not like it.

My 86 year old Mother always jokes that there is a great party going on, on the other side they never invite us and they never come back.

I have a daughter who is grown now but I always joked was 10 going on 40 yrs old.

Though he often joked that he'd been around the Olympics since the days of Baron Pierre de Coubertin, Bud Greenspan kindled his love affair with the Games in 1948, when, as a 21 - year - old radio sports director, he filed dispatches on the competition for WHN in New York City.

guy couldnt pass the ball wright, can not shot, not just he missing chances but he miss the ball all the time, slowing the tempo, no pace no speed old story, on one on one no way he can pass the player, dribble like my grandma... and you tell me how the guy with this attributes can be no. 1 striker and play in the best league in the world and probably one of the best clubs in the world... as long as i am alive i would ask myself how giroud stray in arsenal and be no. 1 striker... even my little cousin make a jokes about him, its obvious like a day... guy is laughingstock!!!

(Speaking of Foghorn Leghorn, one of the funniest guys I've never actually met, Rod from the awesome The Black Guy Who Tips podcast told a joke today on Facebook about how he loved Foghorn Leghorn when he was a toddler, but realized after getting older that he was probably a slave owner.

No wonder some fans are on about the old man jokes, like when a grandpa says in my day we could buy etc etc etc for a shilling.

It's funny how Xhaka has been given Ramsey's old shirt number (16) when the player himself joked about phoning Coquelin and asking for his shirt number, As everyone knows that he has that number tattoo, on his back.??

The two - time Open winner jokes that he believes he can win on weeks when he's not even playing, so it's hardly a shock that the 45 - year - old from Ireland, who would be the second - oldest Open winner (Old Tom Morris triumphed at age 46 in 1867), envisions himself sipping from his third Claret Jold from Ireland, who would be the second - oldest Open winner (Old Tom Morris triumphed at age 46 in 1867), envisions himself sipping from his third Claret JOld Tom Morris triumphed at age 46 in 1867), envisions himself sipping from his third Claret Jug.

Redknapp had earlier joked that the scores of Manchester United fans heading back to London by train on Sunday evening forced QPR to travel 194 miles by coach after their 4 - 0 thrashing at Old Trafford.

No that's right Robert Mugabe would have never left lacazette on the bench, I'm only joking of course, I think so many of us are so annoyed, depressed and frankly really jacked off we're venting our frustrations and saying and doing things that aren't in our nature, I know I have and that's the real calamity of all this, a few old men have managed to divide our massive fan base in half, we all care about the Arsenal and have our own ideas of what's going on and the saddest thing of all is it's only going to get worse.

There is an old joke about two hunters being attacked by a bear where one stops to put on his running shoes.

We have refs like Graham Poll on BT Sports, we have Dermott Gallagher on Sky and in charge of the whole body in itself we have the absolute joke that is Mike Riley, the man who put on one of the single worst and most one - sided favouritism matches when Arsenal lost at Old Trafford in late 2004, that you'll ever see.

The joke went on long enough that when Arsenal did splash club - record money on French striker Alexandre Lacazette, the club parodied the old refrain with the hashtag #LacaNewSigning.

When we told our oldest son he thought we were playing a late April Fool's joke on him!

Older kids on the bus may tell inappropriate jokes or kids may overhear peers discussing graphic material they've witnessed.

An old but accurate joke is that parliamentary assistants are like stations on the London Underground - some have multiple connections, and some are dead ends.

Hotel executive Suraj Patel, who is running against Rep. Carolyn Maloney in the Democratic primary, posted «creepy» statements on social media joking about his attraction to Olympic gold medal gymnast McKayla Maroney — when she was just 16 - years - old.

He had better jokes, an old line about why he asks the questions («the clue's in the title») and won on the substance.

By now the way that JCOPE — the Joint Commission on Public Ethics — became J - JOKE is an old story.

«There's the old joke that if you have 10 regular people in a room and Bill Gates walks in, everybody gets a billion dollars richer on average — that's a lognormal distribution,» Fox - Kemper said.

The research, which was published in Cognitive Science, found parents can offer explicit cues to help distinguish between joke and pretend intention contexts and children, even as young as 16 months old, pick up on those cues.

The study showed that children as young as 16 months old naturally learn the difference between joking and pretending by picking up on their parents» cues.

Future research projects will include parent surveys on joking and pretending to see how these abilities develop from birth through to three years old.

He compares it to an old joke about a communist bureaucracy: The leaders wanted drivers to switch from the left side of the road to the right, «but because this was a very complicated and delicate matter, they would begin on Monday with only party members switching sides, and everyone else would drive as before.

As a nutritionist people love to tell me the old joke: â $ Iâ $ ™ m on the see - food diet.

Her joke shed light on the final, most irrational reason Id been reluctant to get screened: A first mammogram is a rite of passage, and I had trouble accepting that I was old enough to qualify.

If they're active on social media, they'll bait previously denounced exes with old songs, photos, and inside jokes.

Not even joking, I was just going through some of my old spring / summer pins on Pinterest * last night * and came across one of your outfits with a blue striped top (knotted at the waist) and white midi skirt.

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This type of sadness also induces the type of confusion of how to dress, resulting in boyfriend - everything and then putting on a statement necklace in the hopes of looking a little more like a girl because everyone, including your gay brother likes to joke about how you look like a ten year old boy.

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Leaving jokes aside about some older men being like shoes you buy in a charity shop that fall apart or are comfy shoes you feel safe in, does the author make any useful points on the question of whether men more than a decade older than you are different to date?

Being a sugar baby is not that different from any other profession that requires you to entertain older gentlemen, even working as a cashier requires you to put a smile on your face and laugh at the right jokes.

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Many jokes are made at the expense of old people on the brink of death, or sitting comatose in a wheelchair.

He regularly joked in a mordant way that when he went to a college reunion and told his old friends that he was a high - school teacher, they responded, «Come on, Fred, you always were a good joker.

Satire loses its bite when its subject is anonymous, and the joke — most of the jokes — will be lost on director Phillips's 13 - 18 year - old male demographic.

Blame the picture's settings, various brightly - lit exteriors and contemporary environments (office buildings, college campuses)-- even when the movie is in a grand old house, our aged heroes» Chow - duh Society huddled together in pools of shadow, scaring each other with spooky stories, the joke seems to be that someone is always turning on the lights.

The film will also entertain fans who have never seen the original films because the jokes and story completely stand on their own merits, and the nods to the old film do not feel forced or distract from the narrative.