Sentences with phrase «only funny thing»

The only funny thing is that because they feed their food on a white towel, he likes to eat all his food one piece at a time out of his bowl and on the carpet.

Only funny thing, when I found out that my husband threw away the shoe box by accident.

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Well primarily due to its popularity and today the only thing funny is the name and the backstory.

The only thing about religion that isn't funny is the part that is dangerous.

One of the funniest things is the sudden modesty requiring clothing, like a naked body is going to offend god, or the only two people on the planet.

Thats cute but it really enforces the idea that the only thing on Gods mind is holiness codes... it was kid of funny but the underlying theology does not soften because you laughed..

@HOWARD funny how the first thing people like you go running to is some sort of attack on government welfare when thats only a fraction of the entire story.

Funny thing about leadership - you don't get only get the credit when things go well, you have to take the blame when things don't go well.

Aramaic and ancient Hebrew are funny with the vowel thing) from the bible and declared that only «very special» people (them) could utter the name.

Funny, the only thing coming from the religious is lies, and vitriol.

The funny thing is that these Christians only turn to science when it suits them.

but i have a new idea for what believers think god is... and it may actually exist and funny enough is only tested thru its effect on other objects — kinda like a black hole — the collective conscienceness of every living thing... since we all are part of the same energies and have in some form or another a conscienciness, i believe that collective is what the believers claim is god — the collective being felt and moved like any conscienceness but with the power to effect us all as we all play into it — as long as we are open to it... your thoughts?

Its funny that atheist only turn to themselves and others for the «desires», never once acknowledging the creator of all things.

the only thing funnier than the long list of inconsistencies in the bible — is the long list of failed biblical prophecies.

If I am going to make a sweeping generalization on a group of people based on a single incident, i.e this article, and I am, then the only thing I took from this piece is that Muslims aren't funny.

Y ’ know, funny thing is, I've only eaten hominy in a dessert.

Funny random thing, I was talking to my mom the other day (cause apparently she's the only person I ever physically talk to).

The funny thing is that I've been making these potatoes for a few years now but only recently started adding more ingredients.

The only thing I have found is that it leaves a funny, rancid smell on my clothes.

It's so funny... I'm a terrible baker because I never have the ingredients I need and then I start mixing things together, only to find that I don't have baking powder.

Oh how funny - the only thing I like more than oatmeal cream pies are Swiss cake rolls!

It's funny, people always ask if I'm with them eating meat around me, and the only things that I don't enjoy being around are wings and ribs.

It is funny how quickly things can change in football and I do not think that our own result was the only thing that went in our favour after not much did in the first few weeks.

I've always maintained my stance that Arsene Wenger loves French players in his team than any other players.No matter how average you are once you're French and once you're in the first team he tends to give you so many chances to prove yourself.I can start mentioning them if you want me to but I know you know them.If Lucas Perez was French he wouldn't have been out so early believe me.I just don't know where to begin.Was Giroud bought to become a super sub or to be the leading striker?Having giving us many sesons of failure people are now content with him being a so called super sub.A player like Giroud is not built for that kind of role.He ws a super sub in 99 % of those matches because he was not played when he was supposed to and we needed presence in the air.The funny thing is people are using only this season to label him as a super sub.There were so many matched that Wenger should have started Giroud but for some reason didn't start him.I only see Arsenal as the top club who'd be crying over Giroud.If a good offer comes we should sell.

Only fools on this site wouldn't notice that Pythagoras is just a funny guy and says things that sound funny.I keep saying that most people here take things too serious and wouldn't know when someone is joking.

Leicester beats everyone else but only loses to Arsenal and the funny thing is that loss is irrelevant as long as they are beating everyone else and we are drawing and losing to every other team.

The funny thing is only a few days ago were the tabloids reporting that Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is confident of striking a deal to extend Ozil's contract.

The only thing you should not underestimate is the very likelihood of this club becoming a mid table team and by referencing to your comment» it's a funny game», well becareful what you wish for, because may just surprise you the least expected way!

Yes Ozil did all that, but he is brought in team cuz of that, his only skill is to make assists, while Sanchez work hard and loses his energy for stupid chasses and than cant run counter attacks when needed, and i am not attacking only them, they are all weak and passionless, in order to win they all need to preform, Ramsey is so bad now its not even funny, our defence is probably best thing this season.

Picture this, we don't come out of the gate firing on all cylinders, Wenger speaks of how there wasn't enough time for the first - teamers to build chemistry, several key players aren't even playing because of Wenger's utterly ridiculous policy regarding players who played in the Confed Cup or the under21s and the boo - birds have returned in full flight... if these things were to happen, which is quite possible considering the Groundhog Day mentality of this club, how long do you think it will take for Wenger to recant his earlier statements regarding Europa... I would suggest that it's these sorts of comments from Wenger which are often his undoing... why would any manager worth his weight in salt make such a definitive statement before the season has even started... why would any manager who fashions himself an educated man make such pronouncements before even knowing what his starting 11 will be come Friday, let alone on September 1st... why would any manager who has a tenuous relationship with a great many supporters offer up such a potentially contentious talking point considering how many times his own words have come back to bite him in the ass... I think he does this because he doesn't care what you or I think, in fact he's more than slightly infuriated by the very idea of having to answer to the likes of you and me... that might have been acceptable during his formative years in charge, when the fans were rewarded with an scintillating brand of football and success felt like a forgone conclusion, but this new Wenger led team barely resembles that team of ore... whereas in times past we relished a few words from our seemingly cerebral manager, in recent times those words have been replaced by a myriad of excuses, a plethora of infuriating stories about who he could have signed but didn't and what can only be construed as outright fabrications... it's kind of funny that when we want some answers, like during the whole contract debacle of last season, we can't get an intelligent word out of him, but when we just what him to show his managerial acumen through his actions, we can't seem to get him to shut - up... I beg you to prove me wrong Arsene

Time for some brutal honesty... this team, as it stands, is in no better position to compete next season than they were 12 months ago, minus the fact that some fans have been easily snowed by the acquisition of Lacazette, the free transfer LB and the release of Sanogo... if you look at the facts carefully you will see a team that still has far more questions than answers... to better show what I mean by this statement I will briefly discuss the current state of affairs on a position - by - position basis... in goal we have 4 potential candidates, but in reality we have only 1 option with any real future and somehow he's the only one we have actively tried to get rid of for years because he and his father were a little too involved on social media and he got caught smoking (funny how people still defend Wiltshire under the same and far worse circumstances)... you would think we would want to keep any goaltender that Juventus had interest in, as they seem to have a pretty good history when it comes to that position... as far as the defenders on our current roster there are only a few individuals whom have the skill and / or youth worthy of our time and / or investment, as such we should get rid of anyone who doesn't meet those simple requirements, which means we should get rid of DeBouchy, Gibbs, Gabriel, Mertz and loan out Chambers to see if last seasons foray with Middlesborough was an anomaly or a prediction of things to come... some fans have lamented wildly about the return of Mertz to the starting lineup due to his FA Cup performance but these sort of pie in the sky meanderings are indicative of what's wrong with this club and it's wishy - washy fan - base... in addition to these moves the club should aggressively pursue the acquisition of dominant and mobile CB to stabilize an all too fragile defensive group that has self - destructed on numerous occasions over the past 5 seasons... moving forward and building on our need to re-establish our once dominant presence throughout the middle of the park we need to target a CDM then do whatever it takes to get that player into the fold without any of the usual nickel and diming we have become famous for (this kind of ruthless haggling has cost us numerous special players and certainly can't help make the player in question feel good about the way their future potential employer feels about them)... in order for us to become dominant again we need to be strong up the middle again from Goalkeeper to CB to DM to ACM to striker, like we did in our most glorious years before and during Wenger's reign... with this in mind, if we want Ozil to be that dominant attacking midfielder we can't keep leaving him exposed to constant ridicule about his lack of defensive prowess and provide him with the proper players in the final third... he was never a good defensive player in Real or with the German National squad and they certainly didn't suffer as a result of his presence on the pitch... as for the rest of the midfield the blame falls squarely in the hands of Wenger and Gazidis, the fact that Ramsey, Ox, Sanchez and even Ozil were allowed to regularly start when none of the aforementioned had more than a year left under contract is criminal for a club of this size and financial might... the fact that we could find money for Walcott and Xhaka, who weren't even guaranteed starters, means that our whole business model needs a complete overhaul... for me it's time to get rid of some serious deadweight, even if it means selling them below what you believe their market value is just to simply right this ship and change the stagnant culture that currently exists... this means saying goodbye to Wiltshire, Elneny, Carzola, Walcott and Ramsey... everyone, minus Elneny, have spent just as much time on the training table as on the field of play, which would be manageable if they weren't so inconsistent from a performance standpoint (excluding Carzola, who is like the recent version of Rosicky — too bad, both will be deeply missed)... in their places we need to bring in some proven performers with no history of injuries... up front, although I do like the possibilities that a player like Lacazette presents, the fact that we had to wait so many years to acquire some true quality at the striker position falls once again squarely at the feet of Wenger... this issue highlights the ultimate scam being perpetrated by this club since the arrival of Kroenke: pretend your a small market club when it comes to making purchases but milk your fans like a big market club when it comes to ticket prices and merchandising... I believe the reason why Wenger hasn't pursued someone of Henry's quality, minus a fairly inexpensive RVP, was that he knew that they would demand players of a similar ilk to be brought on board and that wasn't possible when the business model was that of a «selling» club... does it really make sense that we could only make a cheeky bid for Suarez, or that we couldn't get Higuain over the line when he was being offered up for half the price he eventually went to Juve for, or that we've only paid any interest to strikers who were clearly not going to press their current teams to let them go to Arsenal like Benzema or Cavani... just part of the facade that finally came crashing down when Sanchez finally called their bluff... the fact remains that no one wants to win more than Sanchez, including Wenger, and although I don't agree with everything that he has done off the field, I would much rather have Alexis front and center than a manager who has clearly bought into the Kroenke model in large part due to the fact that his enormous ego suggests that only he could accomplish great things without breaking the bank... unfortunately that isn't possible anymore as the game has changed quite dramatically in the last 15 years, which has left a largely complacent and complicit Wenger on the outside looking in... so don't blame those players who demanded more and were left wanting... don't blame those fans who have tried desperately to raise awareness for several years when cracks began to appear... place the blame at the feet of those who were well aware all along of the potential pitfalls of just such a plan but continued to follow it even when it was no longer a financial necessity, like it ever really was...

You're funny calling people short sightedvwhen you have your eye on one thing only and don't care about the consequences.

Vardy is clearly a confident lad but the international stage can do funny things to even the best players and we should not forget that he has only just been called up and is now expected to shine at a big tournament.

Funny really to be such a ninny over such a small thing after what my body and I had been through only a matter of moments before!

The funny thing is my daughter will fall asleep in her own bed, but only if my husband puts her to bed.

Funny Things Kids Say Not rated yet The Funniest Thing My Son Has Done While my 3 year old son (who is an only child and grandchild) and I were helping my sister in the garden recently,...

The funniest thing now is the only food I am picky about is junk food!

Funny thing about this motherhood gig, only YOU can make the decision for yourself when you're in the situation.

The funny thing was that: «The hardest thing they had a time understanding was that there's only one baby.»

Funny thing is, before I became a parent, I used to think only «spoiled kids» threw temper tantrums — boy was I wrong!

Funny the rand paul quote was the only thing worth reading IMO... Though an answers that is entirely made up of 2 quotes does not really fit the bill of an answer of why in most cases.

Funny how things change in only a couple of years.

Perhaps, the funny thing was that in the European 2014 elections UKIP were only 112 votes behind the Conservatives (much closer than Runnymede and Reigate were).

And in some - and one of the funny things about the wave versus particle thing is Newton himself only slowly came to realize the full radical quality of what he had produced.

She is one of my favorite people to hang out with because she is funny and inquisitive and kind and tender and so thoughtful, but also because the things that come out of her too - wise - to - only - be-in-3rd-grade mouth have a way of wrapping themselves around my heart — as if Truth were placing her hands on my cheeks, looking me straight in the eye and sharing the golden secrets of the Universe.

The funny thing is that I only drank one cup of coffee in my entire life.

Funny thing with me, and RS only magnifies the effect.

The other funny thing I read that only birth control with estrogen causes weight gain.

Hi Michael, Funny thing about turmeric - I only take it in a supplement form and love it in the latte recipe that I shared in this post.

The thing that is tough, though — is given that my goal is 100 lbs down by 2/23 (my birthday)-- it is frustrating when I deviate slightly (had one night where I ate quite a bit of carmel corn, and the next day big stirfry with light soy sauce, etc)-- yet because I ate even more strict and cleaner than before for 11 straight days before that (not one cheat day, processed food or meal), I gained 14 — yes 14 — pounds in water weight that two weeks later I have only lost 12 of, despite hitting the gym 6 times since, and continuing to eat stellar (no cheat - low sodium days)-- Funny thing is, my clothes are looser and looser --