She
compulsively pleasures herself in front of guests,
eats my shoes and my son's toys, is monomaniacally obsessed with squirrel genocide, has the savant - like ability to find her way between the camera lens and the subject of every photo taken in her vicinity, lunges at skateboarders and Hasids, humiliates menstruating women (and is the worst nightmare of menstruating Hasids), backs her flatulent ass into the least interested
person in the room digs up the freshly planted, scratches the newly bought, licks the about - to - be-served, and occasionally exacts revenge (for what?)