«Daenerys nothing we can't do, of the House Targaryen, the first of her Instagram name, the
unburnt fishfingers, Queen of the school
run, roller things of soft play and the first men, Khaleesi of the great grass roots social media campaign, protector of the snuggly, Lady Regnant of the seven Youtube unboxing channels, breaker of toddler fights, and mother of baby, toddler, tween and teen dragons.»