Sentences with phrase «sad fart»

Yet if the goods are faulty (ie, they break the Sad Fart rules) then your statutory rights override the store's policy.

Buy from a trader who makes some or all of their living selling on eBay and you've the full Sad Fart rights.

If something's faulty — in other words it breaks the Sad Fart rules — returning it speedily is crucial.

Unless goods break the Sad Fart rules, you've no legal right of return.

The SAD FART rules still apply to digital content — it needs to be of satisfactory quality, as described, fit for the purpose and last a reasonable length of time.

But remember, if goods are faulty you can still use your Sad Fart rights.

If a freebie comes as part of a purchase — eg, a laptop with a mobile broadband contract — you've exactly the same Sad Fart rights as if you'd bought it.

They're totally separate to the «reasonable length of time» bit in the Sad Fart rules, which define what counts as faulty in the first place.

Here, you've exactly the same Sad Fart rights as if you'd paid for it.

Not exact matches

Makes me sad that I blink and I'm old AF and the girls I knew as children are now married adults, and I'm still farting around in my thirties.

With the indie hit «Obvious Child,» writer - director Gillian Robespierre and star Jenny Slate somehow proved you could cobble together something messy, funny, sad and romantic out of the impending termination of a pregnancy, and, I suppose, the rarely addressed condition known as «pee farting.»

It's funny, it's sad, it'll make you question why is it so mortifying to fart in public.

You end up feeling sorry for the guy, and quite sad, and the only punch line to exploiting this guy in an obvious fat suit is to have him crash down the stairs on top of the heroes and fart uncontrollably, because, I guess, fat people can't control their flatulence.

As an old fart who still believes in shame, I'm sad to see the second option winning.