Sentences with phrase «schmucks will»

Comedy is a very personal thing, and if you're a fan of the Roach's talent for creating cringe - worthy moments than Dinner for Schmucks will be just the ticket.

you can also throw - around prophecy all day and you know that some poor schmuck will make it come true.

All you need are schmucks willing enough to part with their life savings just so they can be «saved» by another schmuck with a calculator.

Not exact matches

«If you go around with that mercenary attitude it will show, and people will think you're a self - interested schmuck.»

This will allow you to lay up even more treasure for yourself, and best of all, the government only taxes investment income at 15 %, which is less than they tax the poor schmuck who works at McDonalds.

I wonder what the schmucks at CNN will do when they realize the hammer is about to be dropped on their daughters by all the MOOSLIMS.

Thanks, i'll take my two minutes back now and you can move on to some uneducated schmuck with your religious version of the nigerian scam.

It will be even more fun to see him shit his pants and start throwing stupid picks when we know he's getting paid $ 84 million by those schmucks to do so.

You have no QB, the QB you signed was magnified by the kick - ass team that he was on last year and will be exposed this year, your star WRs are over the hill, your running game is mediocre and the veteran you signed last year wishes he never did, your defense isn't what it used to be, you lost Talib, your star LB let his fame get to his head and became soft and unaggressive, your head coach is atrocious, the DC genius who designed your defense in 2015 is in LA, and your GM is a Nucky Thompson looking schmuck coasting on what he did on the field when Clinton was President.

Some poor schmuck who is actually a civil service employee will have to write a report that Cuomo can point to and say what a great job he's doing for NYS.

Will Ugly Schmucks be an effective antidote to the superficiality inherent in online dating?

The larger part though, the parts featuring the guys, is like being trapped in an elevator with some schmuck telling you bad jokes: you keep looking at the doors, no matter how hard you try not to, hoping they'll open... now!

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Will Hayes is the kind of schmuck that you can't help but feel sorry for.

Argento may be lazily and hurriedly devoted to conveying how Jenifer — of a gene - splice between Laura Dern and Larry Cohen's It's Alive baby — will be passed like a baton to the next schmuck who comes to her rescue, but his latest experiment in terror is as grotesque as it is jaw - on - the - floor funny.

With the new releases next weekend, it looks like this will be last we hear from Dinner for Schmucks on the top five.

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The rest of you padawans will have to settle for the schmuck seats up front or hit a later screening on the night of the 14th.

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He has played opposite: Steve Carell in Dinner for Schmucks, Zach Galifianakis in The Campaign, Harrison Ford in Extraordinary Measures, Tom Hanks in Mike Nichols» Charlie Wilson's War, Will Ferrell and Nicole Kidman in Nora Ephron's Bewitched, Jack Black in Michel Gondry's Be Kind, Rewind, Jim Carrey in Bruce Almighty and Clint Eastwood in Bloodwork.

«Any Smokey hiding in the piney woods will be more interested in the bandit driving that streaking blue Porsche than the poor schmuck doing 103 mph in a Mazda,» theorized associate editor David Zenlea.

My theory, which I hope not to test, is that any Smokey hiding in the piney woods will be more interested in the bandit driving that streaking blue Porsche than the poor schmuck doing 103 mph in a Mazda.

The thing that cracks me up is there's probably some poor schmuck out there that's been doing all this by hand, putting chicken marks on his bedroom walls, about three - quarters of the way through who probably had a stroke or will have a stroke when he finds out about your report.

There are a zillion schmucks out there who will offer to «help» you when your down.

We don't want to sit around and be a schmuck our whole lives; what I'm hoping the book will do is get people to start a dialogue with themselves and with other people.

Another lesson here is that people like Tony Heller take you for schmucks that won't check it when they imply Arctic ice is stable in today's conditions.

Passengers alighting at Heathrow and Gatwick airports have a few options to their final destination: They can wrestle their luggage onto the Tube, take a taxi or black cab, or find some poor schmuck who's willing to battle London's famous traffic jams to get them home.