I'm not thinking The World's
Sexiest Man Competition (Poolside) would float Husband's boat, or the Vegetable Carving Demonstration (Windjammer Room), or the mandatory rehearsal for the Guest Talent Show (Colony Club), or Puppet Boy Mark Merchant's show (hosted by cruise director Bobby in the Aurora Theatre).
Not exact matches
The only real
competition in the cool department is Mark, the midnight DJ and the
sexiest man on earth, whose cool derives from an odd lack of speech, even on the air, and Quentin, whose languidness is just short of an arch entropy.