Sentences with phrase «so jokes like»

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«We're from British Columbia, so we like to cut down trees,» jokes Jim Secord, the CEO of Vancouver - based online accounting start - up Kashoo.

Nolan gets into many subjects (not just hot dogs) throughout her paper — internal language, jokes, how information is shared, and what an average day looks like for an analyst — so we encourage everyone to read it.

It's exactly like the old joke about the guy who is searching for his lost keys under the nearest street lamp: not because that's where he thinks he lost them but because the light is so much better there.

I like to joke that the best companies are actually lubricated by alcohol because of those after work beers and glasses of wine that become so important to getting to know people.

«I looked around, did some reading, and the men's accessories market seemed like the obvious place to invest because there has just been so much of growth,» says Barclay, joking, «I remember when if you wore a pink shirt, everyone assumed you were gay.»

All jokes aside, I know it sounds like a broken record but the dimension that matters is not intermittent collateral problems so much as the greater intensity to them and in a condensing timeframe.

Like biblical Hebrew, Atwood's witty prose is thick with double entendre and allusion, including hidden puns whose meanings dawn on us only later, and outrageous jokes that don't so much dawn as «bomb» (one of the book's metaphors and an effect of Atwood's powerfully laconic style)

It seems, like so much of Mark's Gospel, to be some kind of joke.

If the friendship between these men — a black Christian mayor, a rabbi running for Congress and a Mormon university president — wasn't so real, this would sound like a bad joke.

* Chorus * But God can be funny At a cocktail party when listening to a good God - themed joke, or Or when the crazies say He hates us And they get so red in the head you think they're «bout to choke God can be funny, When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus God can be so hilarious Ha ha

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

In college we used to joke about a guy going up to a girl and telling her that God wanted them to get married; because you're right «God told me so» is like the ultimate trump card.

* Chorus * But God can be funny At a cocktail party when listening to a good God - themed joke, or Or when the crazies say He hates us And they get so red in the head you think they're «bout to choke God can be funny, When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus God can be so hilarious Ha ha Ha ha

Then I did this horrible comedy, and what happened was, I had a slight case of Tourette's, so I would start doing a joke and I would be like, «Get out!»

If Jesus is like what is described above, and I do believe he was, the bible says so even, I bet he's up there laughing along at the jokes and cracking some of his own.

He is not playing a cruel joke but «educating them in otherness,» as Sacks puts it, so that «they will understand what evil feels like from the other side, not as perpetrator but as victim.»

Jalapenos are no joke if you don't like spicy food so be careful.

We were joking around talking about adding banana's on top so it would taste like my favourite PB Honey and Banana sandwiches.

I posted the photo on facebook as a bit of a joke, where it got a rousing lot of love and recipe requests, so I'm sharing this desperate dinner love with you, cause who doesn't like sloppy joes?

There are so many others who are also divorced and separated and this season is like a big cruel joke to them.

Jokes are one thing, but reality is another, so the key question is what does the beer actually taste like?

I'm constantly looking for good cookbooks that have recipes that are quick like this - so often though they're marketed towards students and include «joke» recipes about frozen food in microwaves.

The chocolate brownie crust is no joke here — it's rich, soft and so fudgy, very much like the real deal.

I have a pan that makes 8 mini loaves and I like to bake this bread on Sundays so I have a small loaf (ha ha, poop joke!)

so we're like not official but we already are sorta dating and sorta have spending life together plans and sorta have marriage plans part of it is that like her sister would prob go off the deep end more if we announced it but her parents joke about the idea more than we've actually discussed it so it's like a weird pseudo thing

RvP leaves so 12 months after we try for Suraez, yes you can joke about the failed bid but I will point to the board for that, show me another time in Wengers history that he has failed like that in a transfer?

That is a joke of a comment.I wonder what Arsenal fans can defend him apart from his stats when he's at his best.He is average when at his best and very very average at his worst.Stop overhyping this guy.Just so you know I'm not scared to say it like people here.I rank him with the likes of Chamakh and other average strikers who are just being given world class service upfront.I wish he never plays for Arsenal again and its agonising when I ever see him play.France is going out to be honest and it ai nt because he isnt gonna play.

Sanchez body language in team photo worries me looks very unhappy while all the others are laughing and joking he looks so miserable like he does not want to be there think he is struggling to adapt to London life and is regretting his decision to join us!!

Ive made probably more France jokes then anyone over the past couple of years but when it all comes down to it they have given us things like french toast, making out, and New Orleans, so its the least we could do to help them out now IMO.

Welbeck has proved himself to be exactly what he was a s United, Average with a poor goals to games ratio, Wilshere has 1 goal and 1 assist from 16 games, Ramsey is so out of form it's like he has regressed to 2 seasons ago, Cazorla has become a joke yet the manager leaves Podolski, Rosicky on the bench and Campbell can't even get a place on the bench!

I just can't believe that we have become a joke we always start the season well then have a bumpy December and by the time Feb comes our form has taken a dip and we get kicked out of all competitions except for that valuable top 4 that the board loves so much... ultimately if Arsenal want to compete again we need changes from the bottom up... Kroenke and his board need to go cause clearly for them profits matter more than trophies... Wenger needs to go for his lack of tactical naus guy has been using the same fornation since I was in high school and I'm doing my honours in accounting now... our medical team must all go our players always get injured and they never come back in time (take a look at Santi) players like Coquelin Theo Mesut Gabriel Gibbs Giroud just to name a few need to go they're just not good enough seriously these players lack fight tactical Discipline and tactical awareness... at the end of the day change needs to happen things can't keep going like this for us....

The topic has come up so often lately that Robin Ventura and Todd Zeile of the Mets joke about sitting down and, like a couple of baseball - savvy Emily Posts, writing a book.

He was trying so hard not to laugh, like he didn't get the jokes.

I would just like us to get to the end of the season without us being embarassed every other week, this season has been a joke so far, worse than last season and the season before that and so on.

we are no longer a world class club, we are joking matters for players like neuer who calls a match against us an holiday... jheez... so playing arsenal is like a holiday trip... I wudnt gve up but wud jst watch on and c what is gonna happen until a brave someone wud kill that sadistic man in his bed... its no more come on you gonners COYG.....

Hahaha......... So Losing to those teams in vast, ridiculous scorelines like 5 - 0, 8 - 0 or more still against those bottom table teams didn't make us the B * tt of everyone's joke or petulant fools huh?

Our fans are so small time, making the whole club look like a joke and small.

The last of the 3 is important, because Wenger went through some extreme lows like an 8 - 2 defeat, the top 4 jokes and so on, but he won his first trophy in almost a decade and we had a squad that was capable to move to the top with a few additions and a new manager.

like there are people including athletes such as Floyd himself, that have made / are making so much money that Conor's wealth is just a joke to them.

So I was thinking that Bayern must be the team he wants to go coz man city are a joke in the champions league lol so if it is Man City he wants to play a hand full of games for in the CL, then arsenal shouldn't sanction his transfer coz its not a realistic reason when arsenal are going for the prem this year and are only out CL for the first time in 23 years and City ain't exactly gonna give the CL football he's looking for I mean it's like saying «I wonna go to spurs to win the prem» I wonna slap hSo I was thinking that Bayern must be the team he wants to go coz man city are a joke in the champions league lol so if it is Man City he wants to play a hand full of games for in the CL, then arsenal shouldn't sanction his transfer coz its not a realistic reason when arsenal are going for the prem this year and are only out CL for the first time in 23 years and City ain't exactly gonna give the CL football he's looking for I mean it's like saying «I wonna go to spurs to win the prem» I wonna slap hso if it is Man City he wants to play a hand full of games for in the CL, then arsenal shouldn't sanction his transfer coz its not a realistic reason when arsenal are going for the prem this year and are only out CL for the first time in 23 years and City ain't exactly gonna give the CL football he's looking for I mean it's like saying «I wonna go to spurs to win the prem» I wonna slap him

He's super free as I said before he's like ivanovic in he's prime just he's a lot faster, and the 2 young kids nelson and niles whoa look very good but it's not serious match so let wenger do wat he has do with kids which is odd game for me we overplayed iwobi and he lost he's way u need protect kids ease them in plus is it me but giroud looks angry as ever looks hurt when he scored I thought he was gona cry, big shout out wenger today he does not deserve that stupid fan came on pitch like wat a joke if I was there when that fan ran on I'd slap da head off em and trust me I'm Irish it's wat we do well done mr wenger and picked rite team today scored 5 goals I'm happy with that for a game meant nothing.

Contract negotiations at Arsenal are a joke, I don't know of any other club who piddle about like we do, players and agents know their worth, so if one club doesn't pay it, there is always another who will.

Must be a joke; should be ashamed to even mention this game again... I need a good drink after what i read and shut my computer... Someone said we should not complain as Chelsea flopped 2 years ago... So, yeah, we should as well and accuse referrees... I'm out guys... The season is over, what we fighting for, 6 to 12 place... Liverpool can't finish behind us, we have no consistency nor game, just pass the ball like academy 6 year old do, passing the ball... Instead to put the damn ball behind the net, contrrol the ball and never score means no control of the game nor the ball, it should be behind frekin net...

Well cant say i did nt told you so, Arsene and arsenal is team joke next up 4th place champions league qualifier and we get knocked out then we start struggling like spurs

the way some of them have given up in games make me sick the money they get its just a joke and i know i do nt see wverything going on pitch side but i can see other teams players fighting like there lifes depend on it and when i see our team give up so easy im just so disappointed.

If you think vidal will come to arsenal and play a limited defensive role, you're joking cos there is so much more to his game just like ramsey.

He would crack jokes n all would laugh n say how wonderful he is But when Podolski came, he outdid Wenger For every one joke Wenger gave, Podolski gave four So Wenger is nolonger a hero and is not liked that much.

Jokes about Mustafi aside, the points is that every decision we make, like everything else, isn't so much a dualism of right and wrong but part of a spectrum of wrongness.

I joked that we should get a trailer like you have for your kids, so we can take the dog biking with us.

Well, my daughter, like her father, loves to make people laugh so she suggested 100 funny knock knock jokes for kids.