Sold in a wooden box, Soft - Ripened really looks like an artisanal cheese, with a white, bloomy rind — similar to what you'd expect from a Camembert — and the mushroom and umami notes one craves in the real deal.
If Jim Harrison picked a bottle of wine for you to drink while reading the beginning of his next book, you could get one of those
wooden unvarnished
boxes, stick the signed hardcover of the book and a little explanatory note from Jim
in there, and
sell each one of them for three hundred dollars, easy.