To Hawthorne pubs so full of Ale The 39th street boys begin to wail We hear that sound it is
sooo mellow That fugitive thought he'd hide like jello Melotowns not a town in Tennessee It's Portlandia's face
easy to see To basketball gods we lay at your feet No Dame that's not
right your not worthy but big game James was a faker That's
right Dame your a amker and taker of championship rings for Melotowns bride Portlandia's laid back appeal will take in stride Go Blazers!