Sentences with phrase «spaghetti monster church»

If by some amazing coincidence the Flying Spaghetti Monster church is not true, then your proxy baptism for me will be null and void in the afterlife anyways, since it wasn't authorized by God.

If your church really is true, and I decide after my death that I was in error all my life and that the Flying Spaghetti Monster church was right all along, you will have done me a great service.

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I want to add that if any of you want to baptize me into the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster after I have died, go right ahead.

Child, I think that you should convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I fear for your soul if you don't.

Well, it might be necessary for you to establish a sub-denomination, The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Squash Monster.

If you don't repent and convert to worshipping his holy noodleness the flying spaghetti monster you'll face entrenity being an alter boy in a catholic church.

How would you feel if Pastafarians presumed to baptize dead Mormons into the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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They need to immediately convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

My religion, The Church of Mr Credik believes prostate cancer is punishment for masturbation by the Flying Spaghetti Monster Head God.

Have you ever heard of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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Meet girls who know all about the FSM - the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and share some good times with people who share your outlook on life.

Answer: Pastafarianism, or the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is a movement opposing teaching in schools of intelligent design and creationism.

I am an adherent of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (I am not the only one — Google it).

One of the tenets of my religion is that the Flying Spaghetti Monster disapproves of Christian churches.