Sentences with phrase «spaghetti monster does»
You're right, the Sky Fairy and Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist, but God does; He's just isn't in the sky, He's all around us, since everything natural around is evidence of His creation.
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Flying Spaghetti Monster does not approve of what you say!
I have not seen one shred of evidence proving that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't exist.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn't care if you believe in him or not.
Accepting «the flying spaghetti monster did it.»
Not exact matches
I don't care if they believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsters.
If your church really is true, and I decide after my death that I was in error all my life and that the Flying Spaghetti Monster church was right all along, you will have done me a great service.
I don't believe in a Bearded dude, or beardless lady or blue elephant - headed creature or flying spaghetti monster in the sky.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has created a beer volcano in paradise for his believers, don't hate.
If you have conflicting beliefs and can still do your job, then you can believe in the flying spaghetti monster for all I care!
Child, I think that you should convert to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I fear for your soul if you don't.
A belief in the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth fairy, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Pink Unicorns, or orbiting tea pots, or monsters under your bed, or any imaginary creatures doesn't necessarily contradict any known evidence.
Don't believe there is a flying spaghetti monster?
Heavensent You can't prove the Flying Spaghetti Monster, blessed be Him, doesn't exist.
poor kid has been brain washed all his life - been told he'll burn in hell for all eternity if he doesn't believe in jesus, sing songs of praise and kiss his feet - hopefully he'll someday realize that the flying spaghetti monster is the only true god and the rest is just ancient bs
Incidentally, I think that Bigfoot is a better example than the Flying Spaghetti Monster or the Russell's orbiting teapot because many people actually do believe Bigfoot exists, whereas these other are made - up for illustrative purposes (although I agree they are equivalent).
Why do you atheists continue to reject the one true God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Science does not seek to disprove God any more than it tries to disprove Thor, or Odin, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or Zeus, etc..
You don't say that «there could be a spaghetti monster in the garage, no one has proven it either way, so let's be agnostic about it».
Correction: what two consenting adults do in private is between them, god, the easter bunny, santa claus, the tooth fairy, big foot, ra, shiva, allah, the flying spaghetti monster, the invisible pink unicorn, thor, zeus, apollo, hercules, hermes, athena and about 1800 other made up characters.
Or ever known an atheist for loosing his / her job because he / she did not believe in that «spaghetti monster in the sky.»
If you don't repent and convert to worshipping his holy noodleness the flying spaghetti monster you'll face entrenity being an alter boy in a catholic church.
Just as much as someone who believes that the earth is flat, or someone who doesn't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I just don't believe in Jehovah, Buddha, Allah, BAAL, Moloch, Mumbo Jumbo, Jesus, Elvis, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Why do atheists get so worked up at nonsensical invocations to a being no more real than the Flying Spaghetti Monster???
Don't forget to pray to some extra cheese — got ta keep the spaghetti monster placated.
It does not matter to me if someone worships the flying spaghetti monster or nothing at all.
How do you disprove the unreal; like the flying spaghetti monster or the tiny teapot in orbit.
I am hoping they will do an equally fine job in depicting the Gospel of the flying Spaghetti Monster if they can buy the rights from Bobby Henderson.
It seems Sabio is doing what fundamental atheists do with irony and equating God to belief in leprechauns, Santa Claus, the tooth fairy and the spaghetti monster.
I would suggest that there is congnitive dissonance in that and that Sabio is coping with that congitive dissonance by doing what fundamental atheists do with likening following Jesus to a belief in Santa Claus and the spaghetti monster.
See the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster for more info, our one major fault is that we do discriminate against christian Born Agains, for our own safety and sanity.
One of the most ridiculous comments here was that if you replace the word god with flying spaghetti monster that the meaning doesn't change.
All I really wanted was for Clarence BEEFTANK to unload a dump truck of monster jams upon the Thunder's persons, and he certainly did so: by the end, the game's shot chart looked as though BEEFTANK had spilled a bowl of Spaghetti - O's in the key.
Fortunately the GFP1 HA Spaghetti Monster RANbody doesn't recognize the scaffold and is useful for detecting GFP.
For those who doesn't know, pastafarians are worshiping the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
He can believe in the flying spaghetti monster as far as I am concerned provided he does not invoke its divine inspiration in support of a technical argument in THIS paper.