After these statistics, he found that he could think only of doggerel and slightly obscene anecdotes to tell, mostly
having to do with foolish stunts undertaken after drinking too much whiskey during a fishing trip and often enough centered around
running into a warden with a creel full of
trout and no fishing license, or a pistol that a doctor
had brought into the woods: If that pistol is nine millimeters, I'll kiss your bare, frozen ass right out there on the ice; the lyrics to a song called Come Around, Mother, It's
Better When You're Awake.
Valerie caught this beautiful brown
trout on the Rio Maullin in Chile this past season, still
have April, one of the
best months for fly fishing the Lakes District in Chile with all the ocean
run fish and absolutely no dams anywhere!