Sin - Dee Rella (Rodriguez), just out of jail,
wants her BFF Alexandra (Taylor) to help her track down her boyfriend, Chester (James Ransone) and
whup his pimp ass.
Owen
wants to help fix that, but then war comes along, and Elizabeth I's duty is to open up a can of
whup - ass on the Spanish Armada, who are bound to save England from the Satanic influence of the Protestant Church.