There are two separate
water taxi companies that have regular service between Ambergris Caye and Chetumal.  ItÂ's critical to know which one you have tickets for. One leaves from the front of the island, at 7:15 AM. The other leaves from the back of the island, at 8 AM. For more info, click on San Pedro Water Jets Express and San Pedro Belize Water ExpressÂ... Note that Water Jets Express is the authorized agent for ADO bus service to Ca
water taxi companies that have regular
service between Ambergris Caye and Chetumal.  ItÂ's critical to know which one you have tickets for. One leaves
from the front of the island, at 7:15 AM. The other leaves
from the back of the island, at 8 AM. For more info, click on San Pedro
Water Jets Express and San Pedro Belize Water ExpressÂ... Note that Water Jets Express is the authorized agent for ADO bus service to Ca
Water Jets Express and San Pedro Belize
Water ExpressÂ... Note that Water Jets Express is the authorized agent for ADO bus service to Ca
Water ExpressÂ... Note that
Water Jets Express is the authorized agent for ADO bus service to Ca
Water Jets Express is the authorized agent for ADO bus
service to Cancun.
Coastal Xpress Ferry and
Water Taxi offers regular taxi service to all resorts, restaurants and private docks departing from Amigos del Mar Dock, San Pedro, and travelling north to Blue Reef Resort approximately 9 miles up the island of Ambergris C
Taxi offers regular
taxi service to all resorts, restaurants and private docks departing from Amigos del Mar Dock, San Pedro, and travelling north to Blue Reef Resort approximately 9 miles up the island of Ambergris C
taxi service to all resorts, restaurants and private docks departing
from Amigos del Mar Dock, San Pedro, and travelling north to Blue Reef Resort approximately 9 miles up the island of Ambergris Caye.
It went something like this: hotel check - in, locate room, locate wifi
service, attempt connection to wifi, wonder why the connection is taking so long, try again, locate phone, call front desk, get told «the internet is broken for a while», decide to hot - spot the mobile phone because some emails really needed to be sent, go «la la la» about the roaming costs, locate iron, wonder why iron temperature dial just spins around and around, swear as iron spews
water instead of steam, find reading glasses, curse middle - aged need for reading glasses, realise iron temperature dial is indecipherably in Chinese, decide ironing front of shirt is good enough when wearing jacket, order room
service lunch, start shower, realise can't read impossible small toiletry bottle labels, damply retrieve glasses
from near iron and successfully avoid shampooing hair with body lotion, change (into slightly damp shirt), retrieve glasses
from shower, start teleconference, eat lunch, remember to mute phone, meet colleague in lobby at 1 pm, continue teleconference, get in
taxi, endure 75 stop - start minutes to a inconveniently located client, watch unread emails climb over 150, continue to ignore roaming costs, regret tuna panini lunch choice as
taxi warmth, stop - start juddering, jet - lag, guilt about unread emails and traffic fumes combine in a very unpleasant way, stumble out of over-warm
taxi and almost catch hypothermia while trying to locate a very small client office in a very large anonymous business park, almost hug client with relief when they appear to escort us the last 50 metres, surprisingly have very positive client meeting (i.e. didn't throw up in the meeting), almost catch hypothermia again waiting for
taxi which despite having two functioning GPS devices can't locate us on a main road, understand why as within 30 seconds we are almost rendered unconscious by the in - car exhaust fumes, discover that the
taxi ride back to the CBD is even slower and more juddering at peak hour (and no, that was not a carbon monoxide induced hallucination), rescheduled the second client
from 5 pm to 5.30, to 6 pm and finally 6.30 pm, killed time by drafting this guest blog (possibly carbon monoxide induced), watch unread emails climb higher, exit
taxi and inhale relatively fresher air
from kamikaze motor scooters, enter office and grumpily work with client until 9 pm, decline client's gracious offer of expensive dinner, noting it is already midnight my time, observe client fail to correctly set office alarm and endure high decibel «warning, warning» sounds that are clearly designed to send security rushing... soon... any second now... develop new form of nausea and headache
from piercing, screeching, sounds - like - a-wailing-baby-please-please-make-it-stop-alarm, note the client is relishing the extra (free) time with us and is still talking about work, admire the client's ability to focus under extreme aural pressure, decide the client may be a little too work focussed, realise that I probably am too given I have just finished work at 9 pm... but then remember the 200 unread emails in my inbox and decide I can resolve that incongruency later (in a quieter space), become sure that there are only two possibilities — there are no security staff or they are deaf — while my colleague frantically tries to call someone who knows what to do, conclude after three calls that no - one does, and then finally someone finally does and... it stops.