Sentences with phrase «with jokes like»

I don't think an eye was dry after Erin's speech (A Sick Day for Amos McGee was her first children's book), and Claire brought the house down with jokes like: «People asked me if winning the Newbery was like having a baby.

With jokes like that, how can this movie possibly be a failure?

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If your business model revolves more around river tours and large bodies of water, the mighty kraken, complete with lots of morbid jokes about your service to the creature, ferrying tourists to feed its unending hunger for human flesh, may do a better job of making your employees feel like they are part of something greater.

«Melania Trump with a breakfast dish of diamonds on the cover of Vanity Fair Mexico looks like joke,» wrote one user in Spanish.

After that, my date prep sheet lands in my inbox, which has the results of a quick Internet / Facebook search of Lily's imprint, info on tonight's venue (a divey - but - not - too - divey bar that's just far enough away from my apartment that it doesn't look like I'm trying to get her to come home with me), and finally some conversation fodder and jokes.

Once I learned all about the business side of things, the pair (who, by the way, have inside jokes and act like old friends), told me they were going to Google the next day to do a live Hangout video chat with the tech blog Mashable.

The Spox (rhymes with jokes) wheels look more like standard bicycle wheels, and as such aren't as noticeable as the Rev - x wheels until Connolly points them out.

Fast - food employees have been the butt of jokes for decades, and with good reason — with annual turnover for the industry topping as much as 50 percent, running a shift can be like monitoring an unruly detention hall.

We were joking with people in our family, like, «happy iPad day».

''... I used to joke with my colleagues that Larry & Sergey go out on their yachts - tie them together, sit back on the same recliners you'll find on their jumbo jet, each on his own yacht / set of yachts, smoke cigars, and put up pictures of Googlers with little snippets like «was a GM at muti - national telecomm company, got a Harvard MBA and is now answering Orkut tickets.»

«I've made billionaires of dollars of failures at Amazon.com,» Bezos says, joking that it could be like «a root canal with no anesthesia» if he tried to dwell on them.

The Bayside crew tell him that's ridiculous, and Zack jokes that Jimmy going on a date with Nicole Kidman is «like Jessie becoming a stripper,» a reference to Berkley's notorious flop, «Showgirls.»

On a final note, I'd just like to say that I just wrote over 900 words about Viagra with nary a limp dick joke or stupid headline pun.

«In this new economy you have these young CEOs who think they're cracking jokes over dinner with friends when they really should be acting like grown - ups.»

This craze ended up with a 32 - page training manual, detailed care instructions filled with jokes and gags, such as commands like «playing dead.»

We like to joke about some of the problems with education today, but Millennials have a lot of education and there are a lot more opportunities for continuing education — through online courses in traditional schools, and MOOCs, and even just listening to podcasts regularly.

The most successful ads, he says, have been those with a more DIY approach — like a video of a guy walking through a warehouse, dropping f - bombs and cracking jokes about his no - nonsense shaving products.

Le, Do, and the research team pulled an all nighter; they took turns wearing a standard electrode cap — sort of like a bathing cap coated inside with gel to improve electrical conductivity — while watching movies, listening to jokes, arguing, and more, all while a graph on the screen tracked excitement.

The schtick this time around is to marry the world of «South Park» with the tropes of Marvel's cinematic universe, offering a parody of superhero epics like «Civil War» (but with a lot more fart jokes, no doubt).

Steve Gadlin's pitch may sound like a bit of a joke, with his humorously titled business, «I Want to Draw a Cat For You,» but Gadlin shows the sharks he's earning real money with his stick figure cats, which he charges $ 10 a pop for.

They are simply looking for a place to belong, where they can feel safe, where they will not hear a joke with that word that always condemns them, like magic.

It's not those who antagonize us, but the pariahs, the socially awkward — the people with boundary issues, the guy with the wildly inappropriate jokes, the girl who talks like she's paid by the word count — who pose the real challenge.

We imagine sitting round a dinner table with them, only instead of cajoling them into eating a cream cracker, we'll be sharing wine with them, talking about why they like it, hearing them make jokes, and asking them about their travel plans.

I don't like Mitt Romney and it has nothing to do with his religion, which is a joke just like the others.

Like biblical Hebrew, Atwood's witty prose is thick with double entendre and allusion, including hidden puns whose meanings dawn on us only later, and outrageous jokes that don't so much dawn as «bomb» (one of the book's metaphors and an effect of Atwood's powerfully laconic style)

Some behaviour you might find anywhere: making jokes about gay people, using words like «gay» pejoratively and treating us with suspicion.

I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty jokes... Like did you hear the one she told about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

Perhaps because I had just seen Stillman's film, the main story struck me as tedious, while Rufus's interpolations felt like a one - note joke, not very funny to begin with, extended to tiresome length.

«With each other, SGKAs can complain about their Korean parents, crack jokes using certain Korean terms, and swap stories about what it was like growing up in Korean churches.»

The greatness of Freud, says Bakan, lay not simply in his astounding facility for maximizing distance with respect to modes of thought in which minimal distance prevailed initially — things like dreams, slips of speech, or jokes.

In an alliance with Christian conservatives against the atheism that has made a sick and paltry joke of each of their respective and joint traditions and that has begun like a swarm of termites to eat away the underpinnings of this democratic republic, the new Jewish conservatives have come to understand that any alienation they felt as children in Christian America is as nothing compared with the danger they sense to themselves and their progeny, along with their uncomprehending coreligionists, in atheist America.

Instead, I'll make a cheap joke about how it sure looks like Rick Warren was present at McKinley's inauguration as well as Obama's (compare this photo with this one) and note a less auspicious historical resonance that has nothing to do with church history but will be irresistible to you history nuts.

One is left with the weird impression that quantum particles are playing practical jokes on quantum physicists, like a cabin full of second grade campers short - sheeting their counselor's bed.

«With some I joke, with others I chat, sometimes I fall into a brisk, business - like patter.&raWith some I joke, with others I chat, sometimes I fall into a brisk, business - like patter.&rawith others I chat, sometimes I fall into a brisk, business - like patter.»

White, with his anachronistic jokes (Malory himself is teased for having been «a passionate follower of tournaments — like one of those old gentlemen who nowadays frequent the cricket pavilion at Lord's»), is at the same time more and less serious than any follower of that first fantasist, Lord Dunsany, could hope to be.

Nevertheless, I don't like to use the words «death of God» — I've joked about this with my students, though with serious intent.

She is a kind, honest older woman, plump and funny, she likes to make jokes at her own expense, she has never gotten married, but she has always seemed satisfied with her life.

She was like «you better not be joking with me!»

Many bloggers seem to be obsessed with making «unhealthy» recipes / foods into a joke, like it's our little secret or something.

I posted the photo on facebook as a bit of a joke, where it got a rousing lot of love and recipe requests, so I'm sharing this desperate dinner love with you, cause who doesn't like sloppy joes?

A quiche, a strata and a tortilla met up in bar... Yep, like the old joke, this is a bit of a mash - up, part quiche, part strata — all with a springy, egg - y, cheesy brunch twist.

When the two guys are together, and when knife talk is involved (it typically is), they can seem positively youthful, like best friends with a private joke.

As for Giroud I hope what I'm hearing is not true.You get the feeling that once Lacazette starts scoring he just won't like it.He's also another overrated player who's also hear because of Wenger's kindness.Apart from the fact that he's good with his head I don't see the positives of keeping here and even Welbeck.We need players who can push Lacazette to perform and these are just not the players.They are more of rotation players.Do you think if Welbeck and Giroud were at top form they can challenge Laca at his best?I always laugh at our strikers though.On one hand, one doesn't fit our style of play but at least he can finish.On the other hand, the one who fits our style of play can't even score a goal.I can't believe we are joking with such a crucial role.I'm sick and tired of seeing average strikers in the club.It's been painful watching the likes of Bendtner and Chamakh already.Now I have to cope with this.

With just hours to spare Chelsea were looking like being one of the biggest jokes of deadline day after the Ross Barkley saga, but the England international and title winning Leicester midfielder was rushed to the Chelsea's Cobham training ground for a late medical yesterday and the deal was completed with minutes to spWith just hours to spare Chelsea were looking like being one of the biggest jokes of deadline day after the Ross Barkley saga, but the England international and title winning Leicester midfielder was rushed to the Chelsea's Cobham training ground for a late medical yesterday and the deal was completed with minutes to spwith minutes to spare.

You've got ta be joking with the marks you gave the players at the top of the page, 6's an d 7's and then 8 for Iwobe, what game were you watching, with scores like that we'd have won the game, I think more like 2's and 3's and maybe a 4 for our better players, although I can't think of any, with a 1 for the Manager and 2 for the Ref.

That is a joke of a comment.I wonder what Arsenal fans can defend him apart from his stats when he's at his best.He is average when at his best and very very average at his worst.Stop overhyping this guy.Just so you know I'm not scared to say it like people here.I rank him with the likes of Chamakh and other average strikers who are just being given world class service upfront.I wish he never plays for Arsenal again and its agonising when I ever see him play.France is going out to be honest and it ai nt because he isnt gonna play.

Look at all the pundits even our ex players, even they treat this club like a joke and even then you can't disagree with them.

The fact is that Milos has played 640 minutes, which is a joke of a sample when you consider the potential noise: guys injured / healthy, who he plays with, what lineups he is on the court against, the teams the Clippers are playing, and variance like % of open shots made / missed.

guy couldnt pass the ball wright, can not shot, not just he missing chances but he miss the ball all the time, slowing the tempo, no pace no speed old story, on one on one no way he can pass the player, dribble like my grandma... and you tell me how the guy with this attributes can be no. 1 striker and play in the best league in the world and probably one of the best clubs in the world... as long as i am alive i would ask myself how giroud stray in arsenal and be no. 1 striker... even my little cousin make a jokes about him, its obvious like a day... guy is laughingstock!!!