Sentences with phrase «about jerking off»

Yes me too, stop talking so much about this jerk off José.

Not exact matches

Once you've been back a few times and learned enough about the place that you don't seem like a jerk doing so, order off - menu.

I've written a few times about people being fired for their off - the - job behaviour (See: Fired for Being a Jerk in Public and Should Rioters be Fired?

If God is real you should be ticked off about what a jerk he / she / it is.

She will tell you that and then Lars — you know him, the wonderful man with the abs that you don; t have — spends time with her — building her up, making her feel wonderful about herself... all while you're home jerking off to pron.

And i would hate to see my childhood hero be tarnished by some fat lazy pig on the internet writing sh*t about him while jerking off and orgasming seeing Chelseas success.

Maybe if he jerked off more he would have less of these delusions about the Lord talking to him about baseball.

will buy one of those wenger sleeping bags and jerk off to his wispering homilies about cohesion and team spirit... might have to get a bit upset at xmas when we «ve slipped a bit but will be back in for a champions league place come march singing the praises to the idiot grenouille and how he has delivered so much despite the voodo curse that was put on us by the evil neville brothers and the midget owen....

Stop jerking off with your life, and get serious about earning.

It's hard to resist a beautiful woman, but you also have a dating reputation to protect (women do talk about jerk - offs) especially if you live in a small town.

most things about using a nice sensual massage, jerk off.

Overall the game deserves a 100000000000000000 out of 10, but since gaming sites are jerks i have to give it a 10, In my opinon Halo ripped off metroid, now calm down now think about it, the gameplay is similar the story is similar, Even in

Ted is about as raunchy as you would expect, but instead of coming off as an annoying jerk, he's a lovable goofball, so much that you forget that he's a toy.

The main reason it does not work is because the audience is never really forced to care about or relate to Gyllenhaal's character, instead he just comes off as a smug, rich jerk who never loved his wife.

At least now you don't have to worry about the jerks who tries to knock people off the road.

With so - called puberty «monsters» speaking directly to characters as if imaginary friends with raging libidos, the comedy is not only raunchy, but also completely relatable for those who know puberty is less about blossoming, and more about finding a quiet place to jerk off.

Anything that is porn doesn't count — we're talking about writing, not jerking off on a page, which has always had different «marketing» attached to it — and those real books that have gained a mainstream audience have done so specifically because they were eventually traditionally published, i.e. pulled out of the self - publishing slush pile.

Others that you might venture off to during a visit are Boston Bay Beach, which is about eleven miles away and is known primarily for its jerk pork.

Even so, Cliffy has - even when he was right about something - always come off as a bit of a jerk... except to Xbox fans and you, apparently.

It weighs just about 7 grams, easy to use, fits well in your ear but it will easily fall off if you jerk, not that secure.