For one, it was impossible to write about intersex without talking
about testicles and vaginas, and who wanted that?
About a decade ago, at the request of Psychology Today magazine, I had an amusing debate with Richard Dawkins
about testicles.
For poor men, they have to give up their testicles to marry up, but I know half a dozen who could care less
about their testicles, they want money.
Not exact matches
This speaks volumes
about some of the underlying assumptions regarding men, women, sex, and power that are at work in this whole conversation... especially considering the fact that men have written humorous accounts using the words «penis» and «
testicles» for the same market.
Or how
about the rule that a man of god may not have abnormal
testicles.
In the ten years since, Zimmern has definitely eaten his fair share of bugs (and eyeballs, and
testicles, and placenta) on Bizarre Foods, but he's also created the show he always wanted to make, one that uses food to talk
about cultures all over the world.
Josh: I was actually going to keep you in the dark
about this beer, but I feel like as a general life lesson, if there's even a possibility of
testicles being in or around someone's mouth, both parties should be given sufficient notice.
Have you heard
about the Civil War nurse who got pregnant from a patient she was treating when a bullet passed through his
testicle and lodged into her peritoneum?
So getting just
about far enough, though not in any great style, along with seeming to care, with a few of the kids looking like they've got something
about them, and with nobody getting sent off for stamping on anybody's
testicles looks, if not like much of a success, then not much like a failure either.
«Raging I missed that programme on Channel 4 the other night
about the man with the 10 stone
testicles.
If you're looking for a complete primer that will dispel any and all myths, this large, colorful picture book for ages 4 and up has pretty much everything there is to know
about making and growing babies (including the words «penis,» «vagina,» «
testicle,» and «sex»).
Without once cracking a wry smile over the fact that «balls» can also be slang for «
testicles,» Wilson explains that purity balls aren't
about hymens at al; they're
about being a pure, whole person, and they're
about dads.
You can ease into the discussion with proper names of body parts and what their main job is (sperm is produced in the
testicles, eggs are stored in a woman's ovaries, the uterus is where the baby will grow...) look up anything you have a question
about before starting your discussion.
(Particularly loved the one
about waiting for them to bring up breasts or
testicles, point taken!)
Don't quote questionable statistics
about chemicals or
testicles (yeah, I said it).
How
about every person educate themselves
about the Animal Food Industry and watch movies like Food Inc., and Earthlings, so the general public can be educated as to how toxic animal products are, how terrible they are treated before their throats are slashed, beaks cut off,
testicles removed without anesthesia, etc..
She then jokes
about her training in «how to protect your penis and
testicles in the field».
Fix a seemingly infertile guy's bad habits and get him off medications he doesn't really need — including increasingly popular testosterone supplements, which shrink the
testicles and impede sperm production — and in
about one - third of all cases, that guy will end up being able to do his share of the procreative job, Fisch claims.
On measuring the males, they found that the
testicles of the yogurt consumers were
about 5 percent heavier than those of mice fed typical diets alone and around 15 percent heavier than those of junk - eating males.
Although we stray from the path more often than we care to admit, human society is all
about the age - old business of boy meets girl and sets up home under a roof, so much so that it explains such things as the size of our
testicles, the manifest oddities of the female reproductive system, and why we prefer to have sex in private.
A small percentage of testosterone is made in the adrenal glands, but around 95 % of it is made in your
testicles, so it's only logical that their size and shape can give out important clues
about your T - levels.
In men, the testes (
testicles) produce testosterone, a hormone that brings
about the physical changes that transform a boy into an adult male.
I shrug it off, moving on, he begins to tell me
about how he only has one
testicle, but DO N'T WORRY, the other one still works just fine (can I order my drink first?
It's
about a guy who wakes up missing a certain part of his anatomy... BDW: His
testicles.
The low - jinks have to do with «passive smuggling» and a plan to annex part of Quebec, with dumb wisecracks and insults
about shaved
testicles and the metric system ensuing relentlessly.
It's better than last year's mock of Animal House, Van Wilder, because it's less arrogant and it doesn't disgust the audience with jokes
about dog semen and enlarged
testicles, but that isn't saying much.
Among them is one
about a woman (Kate Winslet) who goes on a blind date with a man (Hugh Jackman) who has
testicles hanging from his neck.
My humor - o - meter pegs the success rate of these jokes at
about one in three, including (at best count) three fart jokes, two penis jokes, one
testicle joke, and at least three jokes
about Scary Movie not being real, but, you know, actually being a movie instead.
Oh, wait, who am I kidding, it's the part where Clouseau attaches the electrodes to his own
testicles as a demonstration to his suspect of how he's
about to torture him.
Perhaps worse, a lucky select contingent of schoolchildren got the chance to meet their Unfortunate Events hero, but the most unfortunate event that day involved his regaling the kids with a story
about having only one
testicle.
The
testicles will descend and occupy this space by
about 3 - 4 weeks.
When I go to bed at night, (he sleeps with me) he wacks out in the bed first b4 lying dwn.Wants to play.The problem is he attacks my hands or any part of my bod he can get to and bites me till he tires out.Then he's full of kisses.What's that
about & should he be doing that?I have to make him leave the rm sometimes until husband goes to bed so he'll stop.Doesn't do to him, only me.Next, he has 1
testicle which hasn't dropped.Dr wanted to wait to see if it would or I would of had him neutered by now.Is the operation for that and doing the nuetering at the same time dangerous?
Males often have a noticeable scrotum with
testicles after
about 4 weeks of age, although the
testicles can be retracted.
As the male acquires sexual maturity and the
testicles start producing testosterone, the prostate gland increases in size and reaches peak secretory function by
about 4 years of age.
Somewhere between 4 months to 1 year, the
testicles will descend, although you should be able to feel the
testicles from
about 7 weeks onward.
About 50 % of these male dogs form tumors in their
testicles.
If you are not concerned
about the behaviors of an intact animal, there is also the option to have a hysterectomy or vasectomy, which leaves the ovaries or
testicles intact and will therefore have less of an impact on the animal's hormones.
The owner was surprised when I told her
about the dangers of cryptorchidism and my strong suspicion that her dog still had at least one
testicle, most likely located within his abdomen.
The back of his legs near his
testicles started to turn grey / purple with spots
about a month ago.
With males especially, your vet should be able to tell from a quick examination whether your bunny is ready by the presence or absence of
testicles in the scrotum, but a general exam can give your vet a good idea
about the maturity of your rabbit and readiness for surgery.
The Mirror (London, England); December 9, 2005; Reade, Brian; 700 + words... would sum up to perfection what the Turner Prize was all
about... A photographic... Ellen MacArthur felt pulling into Falmouth - until I floated into ear - shot... could see there was more to the Turner Prize than a load of pensioners»
testicles...
,
about a Great Depression - era doctor who claimed to have cured impotence by implanting goat
testicles into his patients.
The logic behind (Arctic decrease + Antarctic increase) = no change / problem reminds me of the old joke
about a recent statistic survey showing that the average person has one breast and one
testicle....
Testicular cancer isn't very common — only
about 1 in every 263 people with
testicles will have it in their lifetime.
The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge is so last week in the celebrity world... now it's all
about #FeelingNuts, which raises awareness for testicular cancer by encouraging men to check their
testicles for abnormalities.