Completely twist it: By talking about their families...
ACTUALLY THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT angry jealous space gods, who actually are love, except when they are drowning people for ignoring them, or turning people into pillars of
ACTUALLY THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT angry jealous space gods, who
actually are love, except when they are drowning people for ignoring them, or turning people into pillars of
actually are love, except when they are drowning people for ignoring them, or turning people into
pillars of salt...
God created Adam from a handful
of dirt and his spouse from a rib; Talking snakes; trees that bear fruit, that imparts knowledge and eternal life; a global flood, that required a pair
of each organism on earth, be stuffed onto a boat; people who lived hundreds
of years; a man who was swallowed by a fish, only to be spit up 3 days later, unhurt; a tower god was afraid might reach heaven; a woman who is turned into a
pillar of salt; talking donkeys; unicorns; satyrs; a leviathan god creates and then does battle with; a zombie messiah, who was
actually god incarnate; zombie Saints who left their graves and wandered about the town; belief in a circular, flat earth.