Sentences with phrase «after joke like»

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After that, my date prep sheet lands in my inbox, which has the results of a quick Internet / Facebook search of Lily's imprint, info on tonight's venue (a divey - but - not - too - divey bar that's just far enough away from my apartment that it doesn't look like I'm trying to get her to come home with me), and finally some conversation fodder and jokes.

Months after joining Google, she led the initiative that seemed like a joke when it was announced.

I like to joke that the best companies are actually lubricated by alcohol because of those after work beers and glasses of wine that become so important to getting to know people.

Like many of his «jokes,» it wore thin after several years.

Like a good joke in our modern world, we can still recognize the original voiceprint of the creative storyteller even after multiple performances by different people over an extended period of time.

With just hours to spare Chelsea were looking like being one of the biggest jokes of deadline day after the Ross Barkley saga, but the England international and title winning Leicester midfielder was rushed to the Chelsea's Cobham training ground for a late medical yesterday and the deal was completed with minutes to spare.

RvP leaves so 12 months after we try for Suraez, yes you can joke about the failed bid but I will point to the board for that, show me another time in Wengers history that he has failed like that in a transfer?

We come here, we joke, we say stupid things sometimes, we laugh, bla, bla, bla... But let's all be serious: Wenger is not looking like the kind of manager who's seriously after a major trophy like the EPL, not to talk of the UCL.

our transfer window was a big joke we could easily got mandzukic for 17m (some morons here thinks giroud is better than mandzukic) his physical presence would intimated the likes of matic / terry but we made a move 4 welbeck only after giroud got injured we have cdm in flamini (not a sngle club wanted him) & we have no 3rd choice cb the problem is wenger yes the ref was joke in sundays game had he got ba ** s the outcome would be different but 4 wenger to not being able to beat mourinho says it all

Wenger has a 80 % approval rating (measured after the preseason)... I mean, I know for some fans he is like a «God», but come on... This is beyond the joke!!

When they said players were getting cash envelopes handed out in the locker room after the game like it was Gatorade, I thought, «surely this is a joke.»

Must be a joke; should be ashamed to even mention this game again... I need a good drink after what i read and shut my computer... Someone said we should not complain as Chelsea flopped 2 years ago... So, yeah, we should as well and accuse referrees... I'm out guys... The season is over, what we fighting for, 6 to 12 place... Liverpool can't finish behind us, we have no consistency nor game, just pass the ball like academy 6 year old do, passing the ball... Instead to put the damn ball behind the net, contrrol the ball and never score means no control of the game nor the ball, it should be behind frekin net...

After teams failed to find a solution to the tyre failures which forced all the Michelin runners to pull out, a six - car «race» took place and the sport was made to look like a joke.

Gotze was pilloried for sharing a joke with good friend and Barcelona keeper Marc - Andre ter Stegen after Bayern's 3 - 0 Champions League semi-final defeat at the Camp Nou and attacked by national icon, Frank Beckenbauer, for his alleged lack of desire («Sometimes in his movements, he's like a schoolboy player, who loses a challenge and stands there.

«The far - right in America - a small, very vocal group of them - came after me and I was like: «Oh shit, I'm just making jokes».

He joked that like a pregnancy the UK had finally delivered after nine months.

Hillary Clinton barked like a dog before hundreds of people at a rally in Nevada after she told a joke about a pooch that could sniff out Republican lies.

«It's weird to me, a little bit, that officials and writers joke about it good - naturedly, like they're talking nostalgically about an old sitcom: coming up after «Happy Days,» it's «Three Men in a Room,»» he said, to laughter and applause.

Day 23 — The Nutritional Boom of Berries When I was younger I always looked forward to picking berries with my mom — We always joked that we should be weighed before and after we picked just like our berry picking baskets!

When I was younger I always looked forward to picking berries with my mom — We always joked that we should be weighed before and after we picked just like our berry picking baskets!

If you've done this technique correctly and intensely, your hamstrings will probably feel like jelly and you might find yourself prone to falling down suddenly (this is not a joke - I can't tell you how many things I've had grab onto to catch myself on after doing a hard set of these)!

Oh man, working full time and blogging is no joke - it's worse on the east coast, I would say because in the winter the sun sets at like, 3 in the afternoon and there's no time to take pictures of outfits after work or anything.

After three days of +20 C weather, going back to the low teens (for a high, and much colder in the mornings), seemed like a particularly cruel joke on Mother Nature's part.

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I like to joke around, after all what is life if there is no laughter.

After the basic information, you can also keep a section with notes about their personality, jokes you share or any details that you particularly like about each Sugar Daddy.

This game is fun for about 2 hours, after that you realize you just spent 10 # on a shallow joke brought on by the demons of the internet, and somehow you're ok with it because you now know what being a goat feels like!

The Super Troopers 2 that ends up on screen feels a bit like a flailing act that is still trying to find laughs after the joke ends.

After the kids grow into genius - IQ teenagers — overgrow is more like it — the running joke is the number of times they can say the word «mother — .»

Similar shifts characterize most of Fuller's late films as well as his 1980 novel, which veers from quaint in - jokes — such as naming all the French officers after French film critics who championed his earlier movies, including (Luc) Moullet, (Bertrand) Tavernier, and (Henri) Chapier — to terse epigraphs that suggest the dark poetry of someone like Lautreamont:» «Why are you crying?»

Herzfeld, whose career somehow lived to fight another day after his 1983 debut feature, «Two of a Kind» — a spectacular Hollywood turkey that imagined John Travolta and Olivia Newton - John as a failed inventor and bank teller chosen by the angels to restore God's faith in mankind — is a master of unintentional kitsch, and most of his latest plays out like a Mel Brooks or Zucker Brothers parody movie minus the actual jokes.

Yes, there is more «dick» in this movie than there are jokes, even dick jokes, which means anyone looking for some man thrills may want a front row seat, but the rest of us may feel like we walked into the mens» washroom after a tailgate party.

Supposedly based on a true story, this film feels more like an extended joke, complete with a punch line that comes after 90 minutes of outrageous grisliness.

There's a mandatory sequence in which the two try the product after the head dealer (Dave Franco) gives them an ultimatum, and like so many of the gags, it finds itself on the right side of the fine line between pushing the joke too much and hitting the sweet spot.

The simple jokes, like a shot of Rick and Fred passed out in their beds at the hotel room where they're staying for the week for an entire day after the tiring previous one, work best here, and the screenplay struggles as the pair completely loses focus on their goal.

Payne still loves skewering middlebrow banality and, after an early lab sequence that plays like a dorky update of 1966's «Fantastic Voyage», the filmmaker brings on his best joke: the boyish face of Matt Damon.

Anything more than 95 minutes is asking for quite a bit, and given that the movie only begrudgingly has a plot at all, what we have is a collection of skit - like scenes of two characters doing idiotic things, which does tend to grow tedious after a bit since every joke has the same punch line — these guys are unfathomably dumb.

This is after all a comedy and if the jokes don't land, we are left with a empty character piece that would feel like a sequel that is no longer sure how to compete in the comedy genre.

That film is way more out there than «Life After Beth,» but at least it has clear direction and jokes that work, instead of just wandering around like a mindless zombie hoping to skate by on its clever title.

David Gordon Green, after directing more mainstream, sillier things like Pineapple Express, The Sitter and Your Highness, switches gears by creating a story dependent on actual, fine - tuned performances and not upon ridiculous set pieces and poop / fart jokes.

After three and a half minutes of nonstop ball jokes, the last 5 seconds seem like an odd place to start showing restraint.

That's the point, of course, but it's a joke that gets tired really, really quickly, like right after a first go - around with the «yes ball.»

«While the lush 3D location shots of a desolate Moscow are admittedly stunning, the forgettable characters and paint - by - the - numbers plot threaten to burn the entire film out of your brain mere seconds after you've left the theater,» says Daley before joking, «Remove the sporadic alien attacks and «The Darkest Hour «suddenly feels like a Sunday night slideshow of your parents» summer tour of the Motherland.»

The only person who may not be in on the joke is Hilary Swank, who treats the flick like she's after another Academy Award.

So much of what actually works here comes from little looks, an occasional throwaway line in what seems to be a screenplay that left plenty of room for the two lead actors to improvise jokes to mixed effect, and the situations that are far shorter than the majority of scenes, like when the son takes his mother to the Grand Canyon after she has spent the entire trip saying she wants to see it.

After my first observation with her, I joked that she was «teaching like a champion» two decades before Doug Lemov sat down to write his book (a fact that would surely not surprise Doug, who has long said that he merely names and describes what great teachers already do).

After joking he should put the motor in a Lotus Exige, one thing led to another and the in - house design team produced a rendering of what the car might look like.

I don't think an eye was dry after Erin's speech (A Sick Day for Amos McGee was her first children's book), and Claire brought the house down with jokes like: «People asked me if winning the Newbery was like having a baby.

Some just make jokes about the article or comments, and this is perhaps the most common of all... after all, who doesn't like a good joke?

These sound like perfect pet - induced pick me up after a hard day's work, but the underlying issue is no joking matter — obesity is a disease that has killed millions of pets prematurely in the United States — and it's only getting worse.