Sentences with phrase «always poke myself in the eye»

I hate Benefit's They're Real mascara because it is impossible to remove and I always poke myself in the eye with the wand (and they use plastic bristles so it really hurts).

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I'm also loving L'Oreal Telescopic mascara because although my lashes could use some thickening, I really can't stand drugstore thickening mascaras because they come in huge fat tubes containing huge fat wands ending in a big fat stumpy - bristled brush and I always manage to gob mascara onto my face or poke myself in the eye.

For horrifying sights, some familiar devices: a man in a gunny sack with holes poked through it for eyes and ears, and two females disguised with plastic masquerade doll's faces, employed as always to scare the bejesus out of us, the way clowns can frighten young children.