Dozens of jumpsuited bad guys dangle from zero - gravity wires, yet the movie rarely gets off the ground — here's where Roger Moore's
arched eyebrow becomes campier than a pitched tent.
Even the initially welcome arrival of a saucy friend, played by Catherine Bailey beneath a permanently
arched eyebrow and a twirling fringed parasol,
becomes tedious quickly when there's never any let - up in her pert, faux - scandalous observations.