Nor is it anything new: Alan Coren's feuilleton Tax Brittanica was probably not far off the mark, with his fictional Roman accountant, Dubious Abacus, running rings
around the hapless tax inspector Miscellaneous Onus in 408 AD.
Before horror cinema became obsessed with low - budget, haunted house, night - vision camcorder borefests and the gorno genre fetishised the violence with series like Paranormal Activity or Saw respectively, horror films were generally based
around hapless teens fleeing supernatural forces or maniacs with machetes.
The story revolves
around a hapless man's efforts to save his relationship in the midst of a zombie outbreak in Great Britain.
Although privacy activists make RFID sound like yet another invisible chain wrapped
around the hapless consumer by the forces of big business, the technology may well grant consumers power in the marketplace.
Not exact matches
Things aren't looking up for
hapless Sunderland goalkeeper Vito Mannone — the Italian conceded eight as his team were destroyed at Southampton last week and this time
around Mannone presented a goal to Alexis Sanchez with an awful piece of control.
It took just seven minutes for the deadlock to be broken when 37 - year - old Toni spun
around three Napoli defenders to net past a
hapless Mariano Andujar for a scrappy opening goal.
As Kevin De Brunye and David silva ran rings
around United's
hapless midfield, you could see the confidence draining from the players as quickly as the colour drained from our faces.
But when I asked this question yesterday at our Food Services Parent Advisory Committee meeting, I learned that not only does stigma remain a real issue at some schools, there's now a troubling, modern - day twist on the problem: on some campuses,
hapless kids standing in the federally reimbursable meal line are having their pictures taken by other students» cell phones, with the photos then uploaded to Facebook and / or texted
around the school along with disparaging messages about the child's economic status.
Machines and sites and software are breeding at an exponential clip, and we
hapless humans race
around trying to adapt.
Forget about
hapless mates being dragged
around by macho mammoth killers.
He adds that as a result of the discoveries, «The traditional vision of some mass of
hapless lemmings — scrounging for whatever they can pinch from the side of a street, or huddled
around a bowl of gruel — needs to be replaced by a higher fare and standard of living, at least for the urbanites in Pompeii.
The fascination of the film lies in its painstaking observation of the
hapless lovers and of the world
around them.
While she ultimately becomes COMPASSIONATE through her concern for Nell (who is targeted by the house when other people aren't
around), Theo fails to look even remotely frightened as major portions of the house are blowing up in her face or chasing our
hapless heroes.
DJ (Mitchell Musso) has spent years staking out the neighborhood crank, Mr. Nebbercracker (Steve Buscemi), and his tumbledown house, the one in stark contrast to the otherwise pristine suburbs
around it, all the while keeping a journal of exactly what he's been confiscating from the
hapless neighborhood kids who trespass by so much as a millimeter on his sinister lawn.
The transparent plot of this action comedy revolves
around the heroes»
hapless effort to save a tiny town from the clutches of a bloodthirsty gang.
Whirling
around the action are Michael Zegan's rather
hapless Mikhail, Elisabeth Moss» grim and darkly cynical Masha, Jon Tenney's attractive but elusive Dr. Dorn, Mare Winningham's matronly Polina and Glenn Fleshler's hot - button Ilya.
As a favour to his mother, the
hapless (Hill), a young man so unappealing not even his girlfriend will go down on him (opening joke revolves
around the girl making up an excuse so she doesn't have to «make mouth love» to him, despite just getting a downstairs bath herself), ends up spending the night taking care of a bunch of snotty kids, who join him on an impulsive dash trip to the city.
It's fun to watch Clooney mirth and mope
around in his
hapless fashion, and with the alluring Catherine Zeta - Jones as his rival, there is a love - hate chemistry that will remind you of the terrific comic pairing of Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd in the hit TV comedy, «Moonlighting.»
The
hapless - hero subgenre of comedy has been
around for decades, serving as a springboard of funny situations for actors such as Buster Keaton, Harold Lloyd, W.C. Fields, Bob Hope and Danny Kaye.
In a series of scenes reminiscent of John Wayne dragging Maureen O'Hara
around the Irish countryside in The Quiet Man, Cin - Dee found and dragged the
hapless Diana
around the town like a rag doll.
Daniel Radcliffe's girlfriend has ordered him to be tidier.The 21 - year - old actor is
hapless around the home so Rosie Coker - who he has been dating...
George Miller's film is an outrageous exploiter drawing intelligently on everything from Death Race 2000 to Straw Dogs for its JG Ballard - ish story about a future where cops and Hell's Angels stage protracted guerrilla warfare
around what's left of a
hapless civilian population.
These kind of shortcuts drain The Cloverfield Paradox of any tension with
hapless scientists being tossed
around by whatever disaster needs to happen next.
According to Krakauer, Weathers was like a
hapless pinball bounced
around the mountaintop for sixteen hours, and he almost surely would have died if others hadn't helped him down the treacherous slopes at significant risk to themselves, and if his wife had not arranged for a dangerous helicopter rescue.
Israel Armstrong — the
hapless duffle coat wearing, navel - gazing librarian who solves crimes and domestic problems whilst driving a mobile library
around the north coast of Ireland — finds himself on the brink of thirty.
Perhaps while Ubisoft is choosing the next
hapless animal to append a «z» to, Capcom will get
around to giving the Wii the exclusive Resident Evil it deserves.
This prolonged lull in the game is due to the fact that our
hapless hero manages to wind up with three versions of himself running
around, leading to roughly 3x the mayhem creating potential.
To win while playing as a
hapless goon you need to lower the enemy team's reinforcement count to zero, done by killing enemies and capturing the three points
around the map.
In a gameplay demo reportedly moving seamlessly from cut - scenes to gameplay, an unspecified Snake character moved
around a base during a rainy night picking off those eternally
hapless guards.
Most of the early game takes place on foot anyway (except when you're forced to drive
around the wastes on
hapless fetch quests), but when the later game takes to the road, we really began to get a sense of combat fatigue.
The story centers
around two rival groups, Yatō and Licht Kreis, who are working to prevent a paranormal event known as the Hollow Night, in which creatures called Voids to appear and feed on the essence of Japan's
hapless citizenry.
Slide this adorably demented character
around hundreds of isometric puzzle levels to squash, flay, and decapitate
hapless victims in this darkly comic homage to 80's horror movies.
Upon being attacked your
hapless crew will run
around in circles, or more often directly into the line of fire.
Slide
around hundreds of isometric puzzle levels to squash, flay, and take out
hapless victims in this darkly comic homage to 80s horror movies.
Slide this adorably demented murderer
around hundreds of isometric puzzle levels to squash, flay, and decapitate
hapless victims in this darkly comic homage to 80s horror movies.
Those cute little enemy characters would chain saw through my
hapless party as I fumbled
around, trying to come up with a coherent strategy.
You can create a bubble that slows everything within it, generate an explosive rift that deals area damage, dodge rapidly, conjure a shield that deflects incoming projectiles and execute a sustained sprint that brings the world
around you to virtual standstill, allowing you to pound
hapless victims with a melee strike.
He moves toward the hieroglyphic, so - called neo-primitive pictographs, symbols and patterns, usually in black on white, that would become his signature style; this scheme's noticeably male stick figures seem at once powerful and
hapless, as if they caused the chaos that swirls
around them.