I see in the comments that others might taken
it as a joke on the reporter being uninformed rather than a joke on the professor being unintelligible.
It is also an emblem of the human condition, as well
as a joke on our human habit of projection, whereby every large circular object with a hole in it becomes a head, capable of tragedy.
You'll see a huge canvas colored plain green, toilets splotched together with masking tape, and paintings that look like someone splashed together twenty colors over five minutes and displayed
it as a joke on artistic snobbery.
«Saturday Night Live» cast member Sasheer Zamata tells
as joke on stage as she hosts the SXSW Film Awards ceremony Tuesday, March 14, 2017 © Photo by Matt Carey.
Not exact matches
James has famously struggled with thinning hair
on top of his head, even
joking about it
on social media
as far
as back
as 2011.
The hashtag #WhiteLiesOnMyResume is trending
on Twitter today
as users join in to brag, or
joke, about misstatements
on their job applications.
Business plans often turn into a
joke by April Fools Day,
as they are seldom reviewed and reflected
on throughout the year.
As someone
on Twitter
joked, Benchmark has quickly gone from turning a blind eye to the side eye.
The moral of this story is, if you're going to tell others — even
as an April Fool's
joke — what you think the future of your industry might look like, you had better be sure that your company has a plan already in place, or the
joke will be
on you.
«
As it turns out, mobile phones have phones
on them,»
jokes Brian Massey, AKA The Conversion Scientist.
And just to give you an idea of her fitness progression — she put
on 14 pounds of muscle for her role
as Wonder Woman, so her transformation is no
joke.
The holiday started
as a
joke, but when the Chinese e-commerce giant capitalized
on it, sales went through the roof.
(Because Google's advertising network relies
on people voluntarily giving it
as much information
as possible, chairman Eric Schmidt has
joked that the company's policy is to «get right up to the creepy line and not cross it.»)
It disappeared faster than a bad Fall sitcom, leaving me to wonder why the only place I ever saw a pair were
on my doctor
as he conducted my appointments, complete with a note - taker
on the other side of the connection (so many...
jokes... can't pick... just one).
«Something pretty crazy happened this week,» Franco
joked as he began a monologue about the unprecedented attack
on U.S. soil, which included the theft of sensitive data of actors who had worked
on Sony films.
When I'm
on the road, our family keeps a group text thread going that enables us to
joke around and express our individual personalities, while communicating
as a family.
The Spaniard, one of the top right - backs in the division, claims he is already reaping the benefits of a plant - based diet — but admits two of his teammates tease him by trying to put meat
on his plate
as a
joke.
As the Silicon Valley
joke goes,
on - demand start - ups are about getting people to do stuff your mom used to do.
As Bitcoin's price went
on a wild roller coaster ride in recent months, we
joked about getting back in.
Signs of the changes percolating in the retirement market were everywhere
on Wednesday at Dimensional Fund Advisors» first - ever conference focused
on the defined contribution space, from the
jokes DFA's David Booth told at the expense of the existing king of the retirement market, Fidelity, to the news of the investment product DFA is rolling out to serve
as a combination default option and lesson in responsibility for employees who are the least engaged in their retirement planning.
You've probably heard cracks before that Twitter humor largely consists of
jokes made
on Tumblr being shared
as screenshots
on Facebook, but within this
joke is a larger point about how all of these systems interconnect and interact.
The Boring Co. flamethrower seemingly started off
as a
joke back in December, when Elon Musk announced
on Twitter that if he sells 50,000 Boring Company hats, he would start selling a flamethrower.
Another remarked that after an angry outburst, he'd suddenly make a
joke as if nothing had happened, not realizing the destabilizing effect of his mood changes
on those around him.
As you can guess by reading this, my post
on April 1st was a
joke.
Francis told the Catholic leaders
on Sunday to focus
on the poor, that the Vatican must be reformed, and
joked that whoever wagered
on his long - shot election
as pope «won a lot, of course.»
They are largely incompetent at what they do, and are quickly upstaged by Captain Amazing (Greg Kinnear)-- this guy is a genuine superhero, who arrives just in time to save the day and completely upstages the «wannabe» heroes, who are treated
as a
joke by the police officers, villains, civilians
on the scene, and Captain Amazing himself.
As you may have seen, #MillennialAMovie was trending this afternoon
on Twitter, and the collective
jokes of millions of pun - savvy users did not disappoint.
Like biblical Hebrew, Atwood's witty prose is thick with double entendre and allusion, including hidden puns whose meanings dawn
on us only later, and outrageous
jokes that don't so much dawn
as «bomb» (one of the book's metaphors and an effect of Atwood's powerfully laconic style)
You are like my brother - in - law who can not help making grossly inappropriate
jokes — we ignore him when we can,
as this tends to be the most effective way of «moving
on» past
jokes like that.
a group of family law professionals in Minneapolis actually sent her a retirement card
as a
joke congratulating her
on leaving law practice.
I use it
as an ice - breaking anecdote at women's retreats, I wrote about it
on my blog, I use it
as a sermon illustration when I preach at Christmas: I have all my
jokes down pat.
I thought straight away this is a
joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying
on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware
as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz
Sharing his views about Mappiness
on Radio 4 recently, former archbishop Rowan Williams described the concept of logging how happy you are
on a scale of 1 - 10
as a «
joke».
If you want to believe that
joke as scientific fact go ahead.Scietific «facts» are nothing more than guesswork
on the part bunch of educated morons looking for more free grant money so they don't have to get a real job.
Remember the
joke about the man trapped
on his house
as flood waters rise up?
as a whole, to say something insightful about Kayla's question, but instead, we're given another
joke and we move
on.
He called you by your last name (a practice I use to this day), he had a way of instilling fear into kids who would goof - off and cause distractions in other classes (a practice I was very much unable to duplicate during my one - year stint
as an 8th - grade English teacher), and you had to run the gauntlet of sentence - diagramming grammar, which advanced to a pretty complex level, before the more «cool - teacher» aspects of Mr. Pacilio were unveiled — and even then, the tests
on those rock songs were no
joke!
The sermon would begin with a gaggle of
jokes as homegrown
as the crops he used to raise
on his father's farm.
Do you have a position
on stuff you will or won't make
jokes about
as a result of your faith?
As Ted Cohen points out in his «philosophical thoughts
on joking matters,»
Jokes begin «with an implicit acknowledgment of a shared background,» and this commonality sets up the satisfactions of a shared response.
Weather you believe or not (I open my eyes every day) so it's not hard to All will stand before the lord
on the day of reckoning which man will no doubtedly usher in and those who don't believe or against god will try to wage war
on the almighty to no avail, only to be left in ruins... the great Satan (adversary) will be all who oppose god in battle, that serpent of old is still here today, we live in the middle of a brood of vipers and this website is part of the venom aimed at distorting the faithfuls belief
as well
as a an agonist for those who wish to continue to disbelieve... CNN is anti god To my brothers and sisters who truly live in Christ Peace be with you and never forget your path despite the darkness that is trying to consume you, bring enough oil for your lamps to live in this darkness and bring extra in case of a delay, he will not abandon you... we will not be forgotten Amen To those who don't, I know the myth of Santa and the easterbunny really choked up your insides to find that they were not real, but childhood is over and it was a cruel human
joke designed to make it that much harder for you to believe in that which visits you and you can't see, no matter you have life so is it too much to ask for a little belief?
its god when and only when its not anything bad, yet in the BIBLICAL days (thats a
joke in
on itself) when crap went down, they saw it
as them being bad in the eyes of there god / gods!
(Of course, it works just
as well with Baptists, Lutherans or virtually any group — organizational resistance to change being universal — so
on that score the
joke is lame.)
This
joke is better insofar
as it identifies something more peculiar to the Presbyterian ethos: it relies
on a more specific kind of shared knowledge.
For example, the way you've stated
as if fact that 24 % of Americans are Catholic and then gone
on to
joke they don't pray like evangelicals.
And I freely admit I sometimes use too many extraneous, space - consuming, overly - descriptive, qualifying, words or sentences written quickly and in a stream - of - conscientiousness, run -
on sort of fashion with occasional typos mostly due to fatigue of being up way too late (which also explains this post in general) after a long day of political discussion which refreshingly had little religious content though of course there is often much overlap between the two but posting is barely a hobby but more of an occasional passtime so now i wonder if what I write could be considered abuse
as I've can't really recall seeing much if any sorrt of «text filibustering» not that this is exactly filibustering more a spontaneous text performance response
joke and meant in jest to be absurdly long and useless so of course i hope you appreciate the spirit.
The
joke is rich: Buster earlier in the season had won a baby seal plush toy from a claw machine, and the careful viewer will now look back
on that event
as a foreshadowing of his prosthetic hook.
The
joke goes
on,
as later in the episode we find the secretary of the infamous attorney Barry Zuckerkorn sitting at his desk, in camping clothes, disappointed at the no - show Barry who was supposed to take him
on a similar trip.
Christ got tired, got emotional, cracked
jokes (
as the human being he was), his stomach hurt, he was afraid («take away this cup from me») and even
on the cross, he dared say «Eloi, Eloi, Lama Sabactani» («God, God, why have you forsaken me»).
As for your washer dryer, my latest load is on its way as you're enjoying it so much (sorry, bad joke, and I'm sure I'm not the first...) Have a great weeken
As for your washer dryer, my latest load is
on its way
as you're enjoying it so much (sorry, bad joke, and I'm sure I'm not the first...) Have a great weeken
as you're enjoying it so much (sorry, bad
joke, and I'm sure I'm not the first...) Have a great weekend!