Get Daddy to change nappies,
ask Grandad to push baby to sleep in the pram, see if Grandma will dress baby in a clean set of clothes or settle baby safely on Great Nana's lap for a cuddle... It's quite likely they are desperate to get involved and will welcome the responsibilities bestowed upon them.
In theory I would LOVE to bring in a maximum and sensible wage for all players, world wide, BUT players also like money and that genie escaped from the bottle back in about 1961 when Jimmy Hill (
ask your grandad, kids) was prominent in football matters.
Not exact matches
As
Grandad asks everyone, «What is this thing?»