«If I were to pass judgment on, say, football players — that they were
the asshole kids who used to beat me up in high school — that's not really looking.»»
Not exact matches
It takes an
asshole to think you are somehow so GD special that common courtesy and rules don't apply to you or your rotten
kids.
And, you know, it's not even the SIXTEEN shots that
asshole cop pumped into the
kid — with other cops standing nearby and not engaging a 16 - year old with a knife.
There are also plenty of
kids who live with
assholes but are the nicest
kids you'd ever want to meet.
The Internet occasionally makes a person forget that they are talking to real people, but at some point between typing «I didn't get drunk and kill my
kid» and hitting «publish,» isn't Jiminy Cricket supposed to show up and say, «Maybe don't be an
asshole today?»
I've cheerfully burned a few professional bridges by standing up at the mic and saying, «Hey, you're an
asshole and here's why...» I have fond memories of an evening during which a woman stood up ahead of me and told a story in which the humor depended on the collective assumption that she should be horrified that her internet date turned out to have an adoptive
kid with special needs.
NO CELL PHONE RULE: Put your electronics down and really listen to your
kids even if they're being
assholes.
St. Michael, MN — In the wake of the latest argument with her children, a local mom was completely blown away when she learned that her
kids think she is a real
asshole.
I have a tendency towards the letters «f» and «s» and «
asshole» in conversation and I did not clean up my language when I had
kids.
When your
kids talk back, when they are defiant, when they give up, when they retaliate, when break shit, when they beat the crap out of their siblings, when they do all the things that drive us batshit crazy over and over and over and over again, even though it seems like it, they are not doing all that stuff to be
assholes.
You're an inbred
asshole who should never have had
kids!
Is her husband just an
asshole who doesn't want to have to spend a weekend alone with his
kid?
Sometimes if the
kid is an
asshole, it's genetic.
the
kid might not actually be an
asshole....
Every time the
kids are fighting over something I will, in one way or another, tell one
kid they are being an
asshole and that they need to give whatever they are fighting over to the other
kid.
It helps you not feel like the World's Biggest
Asshole, and when your
kids climb onto the bus and you haven't had to lose your shit because you had to give 47 fucking reminders, that feels good for all of you.
In other words, it would be legal to whomp the bejesus out of someone else's
kid when they're being an
asshole.
I dry my hands and brush past him like a real
asshole punk
kid.
Hey
asshole, i have celiacs along with two of my
kids... My 8 year old gets really severe rashes and my 12 year old gets sever migraines when eating anything with a spot of gluten in it... So shut the crap up... We do nt eat this way because it is «trendy» I would do ANYTHING that they could eat normal.
I'm from a big family so there was no being an
asshole I have been chased by women since I was a
kid and still am I'm a cement Mason so I don't know computer's much that is why...
The video playing techie
kid at first despises his
asshole dad, but loves dad's new fighting robot and with that as a starting point gives his pop a second chance.
Transcendence's own Morgan Freeman appears (not
kidding) to intone gravely that humans only use 10 % of their brains but, like the 20 % - using
asshole dolphins, should we ever use more, we'd be able to control time and space.
There's nothing worse than having your good time ruined by some
asshole with an open mic and screaming
kids in the background.
Kids shoot guns, swear like drunken sailors («faggot,» «
asshole» and «don't be a chickenshit» are among the choice phrases), and Dracula himself calls Sean's younger sister (Ashley Bank) a «bitch.»
In GI Joe, pilots are supposed to parachute safely out of their helicopters when they're blown up because it's a stupid
kid's franchise and a stupid movie, you
asshole.
He sounds kind of
asshole - ish, I'm not so sure that is the way they want him portrayed to
kids.
It's
assholes that abandon these dogs that give them a bad rap, when they will guard
kids with their life, and will never harm them (except maybe as puppies, but only in jest, never on purpose) unless trained very improperly, which I would like to state that Pit bulls, and Rottweilers are extremely intelligent, rottweilers being ranked as one of the top ten intelligent dogs, and train very easily.
Note to parents: if you name your
kid Slick, he's probably going to grow up to be an
asshole.
If there's one thing i know about Nintendo since i was a
kid is there very pig headed and generally
assholes.