Sentences with phrase «assholes out»

E-readers get a bad rap — probably because there are a lot of illiterate assholes out there who hate reading.

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His first book (those with delicate ears, please cover them now as I'm quoting the title in full), The No Asshole Rule, became a runaway bestseller, and he's recently come out with a timely follow - up, The Asshole Survival Guide.

Holiday's other big client is Tucker Max, a writer and self - described asshole who has built a career out of recounting stories about his most hilarious blowjobs and benders.

The actor is setting the record straight on a heated dinner conversation he had with Las Vegas casino mogul Steve Wynn two weeks ago, which ended with Clooney calling Wynn an «asshole» and walking out.

And after reading from the old testament, the Catholics, being fine upstanding Christians, go out and sacrifice and burn a goat just like their nasty asshole of a god commands them to.

When I think of some of these BIGOT ASSHOLE Christians with their repetitive postings of garbage, it makes me think of those old record players with the bent - out - of - shape LPs that skip like a hiccup.

It looked as if the future was very bright for the young Mr. Oliver, but it turns out fate can be a real asshole.

And then the Yankees, those assholes in pinstripes, those fat cats of baseball, those gloved wolves of Wall Street, those ring - laden New Yorkers, ripped Cleveland Hope out of the sky and twisted its head off, like the bad guy who breaks into Harry and Lloyd's apartment in Dumb and Dumber and kills their bird.

Like who you want at 10... but don't be an asshole and then get all indignant when someone calls you out on it.

As you and others have pointed out, his overall behavior is less «wronged innocent» and more «combative asshole».

Not your boring common or garden # 80m or # 100m offers for a striker, or two, obviously, but $ 200m for Neymar or Mbappe (yes him again) and we all laugh holding our bellies, and scoffing at these crazy stories, until, in keeping with this cornucopia of scrumptious jelly and cream La La Land make believe, the reality squirts out from the asshole of the transfer window — Citeh sign Walker — yes that Walker — from the Spuds, for # 55m — now that is both unbelievable and incredible, and shows reality can outshine even the most fanciful banality.

In the now - deleted tweets, Derick threw everybody under the bus, and STILL, came out looking like the asshole.

Often, when you get to the top you just have to pee and your camera is out of batteries and some asshole left a bunch of empty Cheetos bags on the ground.

If there was a point where he thought shooting a half a dozen flaming - rockets - o - pain out of his asshole was a good idea, then any teen is capable of it.

I've cheerfully burned a few professional bridges by standing up at the mic and saying, «Hey, you're an asshole and here's why...» I have fond memories of an evening during which a woman stood up ahead of me and told a story in which the humor depended on the collective assumption that she should be horrified that her internet date turned out to have an adoptive kid with special needs.

(Ok I'm actually cracking up at the absurdity of my example as I write this comment, just FYI) I also want to live in a society where if Dr. Sears feels he needs to comment on my parenting he's allowed to do so, because otherwise, as has been pointed out, how will anyone find out he's an asshole?

The most popular daytime talk show segments always involve some poor, unsuspecting mom who gets an «ambush» makeover where some asshole host throws out her sweatsuits and forces her to cut her hair and wear lip liner.

When your kids talk back, when they are defiant, when they give up, when they retaliate, when break shit, when they beat the crap out of their siblings, when they do all the things that drive us batshit crazy over and over and over and over again, even though it seems like it, they are not doing all that stuff to be assholes.

Additionally, parents may know full well that their child is being an asshole but prefer to stick their head in the sand or may be embarrassed that yet another person has pointed it out to them.

In other words, it would be legal to whomp the bejesus out of someone else's kid when they're being an asshole.

When Spitzer finished his cryptic utterance — «I will not be taking questions, I will report back to you in short order» — a camera operator yelled out: «Fucking asshole!

And she also gave a shout out to Sugar Pill products because she likes the products and the owner, stating «I like to support people to aren't assholes.»

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The vast majority of women today only have three real requirements out of a man: have a penis, have a job, and don't be an asshole.

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Stifler, still a total asshole to everyone he meets, is now working as the assistant football coach at the gang's old school, and when he finds out about the wedding, he wants inespecially after meeting Michelle's younger sister Cadence (January Jones).

I know I shouldn't be thinking too deeply about this crap, but it annoys the fuck out of me when underdog = lazy asshole.

He was flat - out rotten for reasons that are hard to fathom, and an asshole with the best of the worst.

And on... And on... Russell Crowe is capable enough, belting out the thoughts of a blindly moral asshole.

I'll take the fucking pills and a year later my asshole will turn inside out and start talking to me!

As asshole stepfather Trent, Carell opens the film by rating Duncan as 3 out of 10, and if this isn't enough to turn the viewer against him, there's plenty more to come.

Just as Bradley Whitford («Get Out») gets to play another asshole.

It covers the three preview performances leading to opening night in one, digitally - unbroken take, making room along the way for Method asshole Michael Shiner (Method asshole Edward Norton)-- who steals both the play Birdman is about and the play - within - a-play conceit of the movie by stealing the movie — and tons of narrative melodramatics, including a neurotic leading lady (Naomi Watts), Riggan's burnout daughter (Emma Stone), and his stressed - out lawyer / manager (Zach Galifianakis).

«It's okay, these guys are assholes,» John assures Tyler, and Tyler laughs it off, just as he'll laugh at a dopey, charades - like game where players try out different accents, and one of them is «black.»

Muhammed mooches his way into the home of an ex-fling first, then (after being kicked out due to Muhammed's general asshole behavior) crashes with an old buddy, Ray (Tim Blake Nelson), and Ray's wife (Joey Lauren Adams).

Targets include insensitive assholes who tell their young daughters they're fat and former beauty - pageant participants who pimp out their toddlers in hooker - wear for the express purpose of crippling them with self - esteem and performance issues for the rest of their trailer - bound lives.

The only reason Zorbo85 hates Nintendo so much is because I didn't let him eat peanut butter out my asshole.

I just don't think He's the blood - thirsty asshole you make Him out to be.»

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On the whole, it's rather hit and miss, but it did make me laugh quite a few times, most often courtesy of Corddry's foul - mouthed, abusive, out of control asshole character.

He started out playing hyperactive delinquents; transitioned into sweet, innocent, wide - eyed boys; spent a few years as «larrikins,» or bros; and, most recently — since being cast on a cable show as «a bit of an asshole» and then landing the part of a deranged killer in David Michod's Aussie breakout hit Animal Kingdom — has been the go - to - actors for bad guys.

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But, some filmmakers aren't interested in having their audiences root for their characters, some simply want to carve out supreme assholes whose quirks and maladies are at the expense of everyone around them.

In GI Joe, pilots are supposed to parachute safely out of their helicopters when they're blown up because it's a stupid kid's franchise and a stupid movie, you asshole.

Each of the characters are surprisingly well fleshed out and their personalities compliment the other — Stu is the pushover (his girlfriend incessantly browbeats him), Alan is bizarre (he delivers a wolf pack speech to the guys) and Phil is the cool, asshole of the bunch (he steals his student's class trip cash for the Vegas outing).

Also, the film is peppered with Eszterhas's trademark lame dialogue, such as «I do the fucking; I don't get fucked,» and «Why don't you try out some of those butt plugs over there... a perfect fit for an asshole.»

For the first time since getting stuck in Jennifer Garner's friend zone on «Alias,» Cooper plays against his likable - asshole archetype, and he reasonably resembles John Cusack's strung - out, stringy - haired schlub from «Being John Malkovich.»

Gringo is a slick dark comedy, not the weed comedy it was originally made out to be, but a decent caper about a bunch of assholes trying to screw each other over.

You can write Brad Pitt off right now — not because his performance presumably owes some debt to the wizardry of makeup and hexadecimal code (let's face it, actors frequently flat - out win this category thanks to wonton latex appliqué), but instead because this category is owned by the assholes.