Sentences with phrase «at a joke gone»

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(There's an SNL skit where cast members joke that the best thing you'll learn at a fake internet college... is to not tell people that's where you went.)

«They're looking at the actuarial tables,» he jokes, «and saying, «Stevarino isn't going to be around forever.»

At the CECP's CEO Investor Forum in February, Polman said — only half joking — that he felt empowered to make this decision immediately because, «My simple point was the day they are hiring you, they are not going to fire you.»

We were joking recently, if we knew what would go into building this at the time, we'd all look back and go, «Whoa!»

''... I used to joke with my colleagues that Larry & Sergey go out on their yachts - tie them together, sit back on the same recliners you'll find on their jumbo jet, each on his own yacht / set of yachts, smoke cigars, and put up pictures of Googlers with little snippets like «was a GM at muti - national telecomm company, got a Harvard MBA and is now answering Orkut tickets.»

(«At least they didn't name you after the barbarian,» goes the family joke.)

«They'll go over and hang out at the engineering department with a pizza,» Duane jokes.

At another point, Kim appeared to go off script again joking about the famous cold noodles he had brought in from Pyongyang, which is «far.»

«Once again, America is going to teach China how to compete with America,» joked George Yip, a marketing and strategy professor at Imperial College London.

From the get - go, the story of Stormy Daniels has been treated as a sideshow at best, a joke at worst.

At first it bothered me, but then a light bulb went on and I turned that joke into thousands of links.

I was joking with someone in church on Sunday that if I haven't offended at least one person in a week, then I think I am going soft — they smiled;).

They ride my bus, go to my classes, shop at my stores, and laugh at my jokes.

Tons of christians don't go to church, and at my church we always joke about the C&E's — the people who pack the place on Christmas and Easter only and make it hard for the rest of us to even get into the place.

That means, they bring your food and anything extra you request, they clean up spills and other messes (throw up from a child, a broken glass etc.), keep your drinks filled, tolerate obnoxious customers with bad attitudes, laugh at jokes that aren't funny — and really the list could go on.

I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty jokes... Like did you hear the one she told about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

We play pretty good games of golf and tennis at our own clubs, and in 1972 Mark Spitz became the first Jew, as the joke goes, ever to win seven gold medals at the Olympic Games.

There's a joke about atheists going door to door like missionaries, but the guy who answers the door looks at their pamphlet, and its blank.

The spiritual abuse heaped upon me and many others at my last church was not a joke, but my play on the words non-committed and committed was an attempt at one — which just goes to demonstrate that no matter how miserably the church treats a person, the Spirit can sustain that person's soul and even bring him / her back around to joy and a lighthearted attitude.

The joke goes on, as later in the episode we find the secretary of the infamous attorney Barry Zuckerkorn sitting at his desk, in camping clothes, disappointed at the no - show Barry who was supposed to take him on a similar trip.

When I lived in San Francisco, we used to joke (lovingly) that whenever we went to Zuni Café, that there would be at least three things on the menu that you had to ask the server what they were.

Today, class, it being late July and all, we're going to examine our zucchini facts: • Zucchini is always at the end of any A-to-Z food list; • Zucchini and fruitcake are the undeserving targets of many a joke; • The zucchini plant literally grows like a weed, making it absolutely ubiquitous in vegetable gardens across America; • And for that reason, enterprising cooks have discovered ways to turn it into muffins, and cake, and pancakes, and... Baked Zucchini Sticks.

No joke, this is something I thank God for every day, and twice or three times when I go to the grocery store and look at the price of the crummy beef, let alone the higher quality stuff.

She said, «I've learned so much from you about not really caring whether dinner is at 10:30 p.m.,» jokes DiPrima, who says it's completely okay to mingle with guests, go back to the kitchen, serve drinks, and continue prepping.

the dude needs 7 months at the gym before wenger starts taking him serious... else he just gonna like a joke for opponents to laff about...

Gibbs and chambo sending off mix up was a joke, and it was yelow at best (going wide) and we got demolished, worst day of y life nearly.

That is a joke of a comment.I wonder what Arsenal fans can defend him apart from his stats when he's at his best.He is average when at his best and very very average at his worst.Stop overhyping this guy.Just so you know I'm not scared to say it like people here.I rank him with the likes of Chamakh and other average strikers who are just being given world class service upfront.I wish he never plays for Arsenal again and its agonising when I ever see him play.France is going out to be honest and it ai nt because he isnt gonna play.

I could go on and on about all these poor bastards that can't afford bail... you know, a «reasonable bond» they're entitled to - that's a freaking joke... now that people are wise to speedy trial nonsense, they are changing the rules and violating rights at the Supreme Court level.

When we talked again on Monday, Phillips joked, «You look at this matchup, I don't see how you don't go North Dakota State right away.

Please, I'm a poor, underappreciated millennial and I don't understand the jokes people keep making about this and now the Suns» owner is probably going to yell at me.

For all the jokes being made at the Bears expense, they have been a respectable 4 - 1 against the spread in their last five road games, while the Buccaneers have only managed to go 5 - 11 ATS in their last 16 at Raymond James.

It means he gets to sit at one of those key tables in Toots Shor's — 1 and 1A, the joke goes — the ones just beyond the partition from the big circular bar where everyone from Des Moines can watch him eat his prime rib.

By far the best article I have ever read on this site, there was no bias or empty statements, just cold hard facts, the writer even respected wengers budget but still pointed to where he should've improved, there are no excuses, what you read is literrally all u get with arsene, if you gave him a budget of 9m or 1 billion, he will ALWAYS take the risk cause he doesn't give a fk about the consequences as if he was a teenager raging through puberty, his stubborn is absolutely pathetic, can you believe he turned down signing a keeper when almunia was shocking, can you believe he didn't sign a CB when squillaci was awful, can you believe that he REFUSED to sign a CDM for almost 8 years, CAN you believe on one of the most important transfer windows of arsenals history, arsene decided to go host charity matches in rome, that's right instead of trying hard for the fans that have respected him and pay him one of the highest managerial wages in the world, he decided to do what he pleased as usual, cause he doesn't answer to anyone, nor does he giving a flying fk, gazidis a man i thought was also a crook went and did arsene's job for him and at least got us a striker (which cost us the title in january last season) and arsene foolishly proclaims that «if i was here we wouldn't of signed danny» meaning we wouldn't of had ANY recognised cf till giroud recovered, arsene wenger is a joke of the highest order, lack of respect, lack of shame and lack order, i despise him

Joke club Our fans will say we do nt need bad attitudes at this club... What u mean is we don't someone who has realised were going downhill...

I just can't believe that we have become a joke we always start the season well then have a bumpy December and by the time Feb comes our form has taken a dip and we get kicked out of all competitions except for that valuable top 4 that the board loves so much... ultimately if Arsenal want to compete again we need changes from the bottom up... Kroenke and his board need to go cause clearly for them profits matter more than trophies... Wenger needs to go for his lack of tactical naus guy has been using the same fornation since I was in high school and I'm doing my honours in accounting now... our medical team must all go our players always get injured and they never come back in time (take a look at Santi) players like Coquelin Theo Mesut Gabriel Gibbs Giroud just to name a few need to go they're just not good enough seriously these players lack fight tactical Discipline and tactical awareness... at the end of the day change needs to happen things can't keep going like this for us....

but the atmosphere at emirates is sad like terrible u look at anfield and it hurts me because we're such poorly ran club from fans point view we're are diehards all splits all over stadium joke we need leaders at arsenal top too bottom but this arsenal is not arsenal of old were is our Tony Adams ray palour, we're is our pride how dear man Utd get Sanchez like how dear even ask pride is word here folks we have none as in overheads us fans are joke like boycott next game stay away or go and stand outside stadium for full match stand together stand tall we will be heard we are arsenal we are there customers we are Gona make change but by money cause that's wat this club is money and Sanchez Utd proves it

All this talk is just to calm the masses / sheeple, It's gonna take a giant killing from Lincoln to put real pressure on those in charge at the club, otherwise it will be business as usual with Wenger entertaining the nation with more of his Joke performances, next season.??

«LeBron James recently went bald and social media went — * squints at teleprompter * Oh sorry, this is a joke from 2007.»

In France he is not recognised as one of the great and most of the time criticised by his obvious lack of results and trophies... But, still he is in position at Arsenal and you will have some pundits (well when you go as low as recruiting Robbie Savage as a pundit, you wonder why people think BT is seemingly a joke) telling you is a football brain...!!!

that's a joke but series I think Marco Silva has something about him with our players I think he get things rite and if not him there's tuchel or Henry, bergkamp or vieria if not experienced enough then go get Carlo antellotti if not him try Wagner at Huddersfield our own Klopp Jesus there loads we should got pep he wanted it and he wanted Henry as no 2 then we messed up that we should got klopp den we messed up that like it's time for change im 36 years age and since I was 16 I backed wenger it's time I'm tired tipy tapy even Laurent Blanca be good I'm getting to old but please mr arsenal board chips sausages gazides anyone make the order and bring back 89

Joking aside, this Russian F1 fan couldn't have timed this photo any better as he took a selfie at the exact corner and exact moment Kimi Raikkonen went full Maldonado on Valtteri Bottas at the Russian Grand Prix.

«Mine was a joke that went bad,» Zoeller said at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, where his liquor company, Fuzzy's Ultra Premium Vodka, will sponsor the pole car for Sunday's Indianapolis 500 race.

Did you think this was going to be some tired, lazy joke about Newton's career at Auburn?

As the saying goes» Practice makes perfect» Which obviously means that Arsenal do not practice on set pieces, at all... it's beyond a joke!

We Arsenal fans overrate their player's a lot.No wonder when our players leave to another club eventually their quality always declines even if they're world class.Take a look at all the top players who have left Arsenal and look at their careers.Things start well and end badly.It is unfair to say Sanchez is irreplaceable because none of you can know until you give the chance to another player and no one knew he would have this impact.This should tell you that until you try you can't know.I hate it when we allow players to treat us like this.Why not sell him abroad and get a top winger to replace him instead of allowing him to go for free?How do you know we will or won't win the league with him or if another top winger comes in.We might really really regret this season if the future of some key players are not sorted out.We overrate our players a lot its a joke.

At the moment it is only a section of the fans who have woken up to the joke Arsenal FC have become and if they don't do something it is hard to see where change is going to come from.

Akpom can do with going out on loan some where he will play regularly the boy will be a class act.bellerin you've got ta be joking at the moment he is flying.

The good AFD jokes have at least a kernel of believability in them, so I can't even go as high as the Rose Bowl.

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