When reading, hearing or looking
at a joke there is the expectation of a certain rhythm of build up and release, when a wry truth is revealed.
Not exact matches
(
There's an SNL skit where cast members
joke that the best thing you'll learn
at a fake internet college... is to not tell people that's where you went.)
Fortune journalist Carol Loomis used to
joke that
there were only two kinds of stories
at Fortune: «Oh, the glory of it!»
There is a running
joke,
at the expense of both Fox and officious security.
The perpetual
joke at the end of every 10 Mario Challenge run informing you that the Princess is in yet another castle hints
at Super Mario Maker's bigger promise:
There will always be more levels to play thanks to the online creation community, and a virtually endless pool of challenges to overcome.»
Although Mr. Wekerle enjoyed a good
joke at his expense,
there was definitely «fire in his belly» when he revealed what he thinks is the «next big thing» in technology.
Instead of buying into the notion that happiness is something we need to pursue out
there, let's laugh
at the cosmic
joke: Happiness has been right here all along, patiently waiting for us.
Your parents, my parents, my sister cracking
jokes about how she was the only one wearing fuchsia and that was exactly what was wrong with seminaries «
There's not enough fuchsia
at the Jesus school!»
I
joke at certain times and
at other times I'm deadly serious, so I think I confuse a lot of people, but when I put that out
there I thought to myself, «Holy cow!»
Only
at the end of the movie do you realize
there were no sex
jokes, no romps through strip clubs, and no crass profanity - bread and butter for success comedies in the last decade.
I thought straight away this is a
joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get
there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling
there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return
at any time brentnz
I would say
there were led by the Holy Spirit, but really, they were led by a book on the Holy Spirit... (Yes, that's a lame attempt
at a
joke).
Inflation galloped
at such a pace
there that locals
joked that it was more economical to use the currency as toilet paper than to buy toilet paper.
As much as I find myself grinning and groaning
at Kerensa's humour,
there are almost too many
jokes shoehorned into each page
at times.
There's a
joke about atheists going door to door like missionaries, but the guy who answers the door looks
at their pamphlet, and its blank.
But I dug around a bit and discovered that
there was a scene cut of the episode — one of the Sheriff being beheaded (it was cut because the
joke of it isn't appropriate
at this time with the terrible news out of Iraq).
January 31, 2012
at 5:13 pm Report abuse o Chad @HippyPoet» many people
at this time and ALL THOUGHOUT history have made [the claim that they are the offspring of divine origin] Right now
there is someone in South America who claims to be the reincarnated jesus himself — that's not a
joke!
There is a
joke doing the rounds on the internet
at the moment, an icon of Saint Nicholas bearing the legend «I came to give presents to kids and to punch heretics.
@HippyPoet» many people
at this time and ALL THOUGHOUT history have made [the claim that they are the offspring of divine origin] Right now
there is someone in South America who claims to be the reincarnated jesus himself — that's not a
joke!
If Jesus is like what is described above, and I do believe he was, the bible says so even, I bet he's up
there laughing along
at the
jokes and cracking some of his own.
He already knew
at end of days (that's your generation, it started in 1948 when Israel became a Nation) that you'd refuse to hear His truth because you are so concerned with your flesh bodies, believing life is all
there is, you care less what happens to you because you believe Jesus is a big
joke... Folks, big bang never happened unless you watch Batman and Robin.
(Just a heads up,
there are some
jokes at the beginning of the exchange some people might find offensive.
When I lived in San Francisco, we used to
joke (lovingly) that whenever we went to Zuni Café, that
there would be
at least three things on the menu that you had to ask the server what they were.
The projected first baseman is still Ryan Zimmerman, a middle manager who's been
there for years and cracks great
jokes at the holiday party, even if no one's really sure what he actually does
there.
There was also that time he got #actuallymad about an internet
joke involving a shark, and LSU players got to clap back
at him by using his own words.
the ones behind him are the fans,,,, do arsenal players really train
at all... I mean have you seen their training picds, they look like models who are just
there to promote the puma brand, how can one perform extensive training while wearing a beard that reaches the ground - giroud, or leggies looking like a woman - ozil, and they smile, laugh and crack
jokes all through out... what a pity..., coaches like capello would have shot some players dead
All it would do is confirm every
joke made
at your expense, that you are the Browns and will always be the Browns and
there's some ancient curse that forbids you from ever, ever, ever making the right decision.
By far the best article I have ever read on this site,
there was no bias or empty statements, just cold hard facts, the writer even respected wengers budget but still pointed to where he should've improved,
there are no excuses, what you read is literrally all u get with arsene, if you gave him a budget of 9m or 1 billion, he will ALWAYS take the risk cause he doesn't give a fk about the consequences as if he was a teenager raging through puberty, his stubborn is absolutely pathetic, can you believe he turned down signing a keeper when almunia was shocking, can you believe he didn't sign a CB when squillaci was awful, can you believe that he REFUSED to sign a CDM for almost 8 years, CAN you believe on one of the most important transfer windows of arsenals history, arsene decided to go host charity matches in rome, that's right instead of trying hard for the fans that have respected him and pay him one of the highest managerial wages in the world, he decided to do what he pleased as usual, cause he doesn't answer to anyone, nor does he giving a flying fk, gazidis a man i thought was also a crook went and did arsene's job for him and
at least got us a striker (which cost us the title in january last season) and arsene foolishly proclaims that «if i was here we wouldn't of signed danny» meaning we wouldn't of had ANY recognised cf till giroud recovered, arsene wenger is a
joke of the highest order, lack of respect, lack of shame and lack order, i despise him
What I enjoyed was being
there with Andi, talking to fans, making
jokes at the opposition goalkeeper within earshot, and drinking can after can of inexpensive beer.
you have to be
joking,
there's many
at fault within the club currently, but I guess most will remain blinkered and blame all on one.
but the atmosphere
at emirates is sad like terrible u look
at anfield and it hurts me because we're such poorly ran club from fans point view we're are diehards all splits all over stadium
joke we need leaders
at arsenal top too bottom but this arsenal is not arsenal of old were is our Tony Adams ray palour, we're is our pride how dear man Utd get Sanchez like how dear even ask pride is word here folks we have none as in overheads us fans are
joke like boycott next game stay away or go and stand outside stadium for full match stand together stand tall we will be heard we are arsenal we are
there customers we are Gona make change but by money cause that's wat this club is money and Sanchez Utd proves it
The referee committee is a complete
joke; they don't analyse the performances of their own referees
at all yet they protect them so
there is never any improvement.
@mick, yeh its a
joke, i mean they put all that importance of Portuguese winner and other winners ie Dutch or whoever by basically putting
there league
at the same level with top three / four..
Once thought of as a bit of a
joke figure
at the club, Luiz looked to have really matured last season as he became a key player for Conte, but
there have been signs of his old habits starting to creep back.
I think it is probably true, mainly because
there are Arsenal fans who keep saying it and most rational football fans would say «look
at those Arsenal fans with their sense of entitlement, they are the biggest
joke in football»
that's a
joke but series I think Marco Silva has something about him with our players I think he get things rite and if not him
there's tuchel or Henry, bergkamp or vieria if not experienced enough then go get Carlo antellotti if not him try Wagner
at Huddersfield our own Klopp Jesus
there loads we should got pep he wanted it and he wanted Henry as no 2 then we messed up that we should got klopp den we messed up that like it's time for change im 36 years age and since I was 16 I backed wenger it's time I'm tired tipy tapy even Laurent Blanca be good I'm getting to old but please mr arsenal board chips sausages gazides anyone make the order and bring back 89
I like the inclusion of some of the younger players (Abraham, RLC, Winks), don't know why Lingard and Young are in
there, no Wilshere is a
joke, absolutely no creativity in our midfield
at all https://t.co/mnBCJEgw8e
I know they hate the AKB label that they USED to wear with such (misguided) pride but they are awfully quiet
at the moment don't you think?It seems their Chosen One has even left them with nothing to say in his defence and that alone shows the true picture of the state Wenger has finally taken us to.We are an EMBARRASSMENT and
there is just no hiding from this now.Dont tell me the Board are not aware of this.Dont for one minute believe Josh Kronke is not aware of our plight.We really are a
joke of a Football Club that this Manager is still in a job this evening.F ** k the Europa Cup.Why would anyone Seriously believe this prehistoric has - been is capable of getting past AMadrid?Why would anyone believe he should be given the chance anyway?
Contract negotiations
at Arsenal are a
joke, I don't know of any other club who piddle about like we do, players and agents know their worth, so if one club doesn't pay it,
there is always another who will.
Joke of a team, Firmino should be
there ahead of Aguero,
at least 1 Burnley player should be
there, Sane or Sterling should be
there too https://t.co/YfnYHS9XaY
Arsenal is a
joke if you look
at the stats hardly anyone has had a regular game this season, and the 7 unbeaten run of games HUH come on apart from Chelsea who lost to City
at home and Crystal Palace which were beaten last 7 games in a trot managed to beat Chelsea and they drew with Roma
at home for god sake, any way what i'm trying to say is we relay didn't have any real competition this season apart from Liverpool and look what happened
there
Look
at the facts, We've lost 5 out of the last 7 games, we're 10 points off the top 4, we lost the only realistic chance of winning a cup and we got humiliated again
at home by the same team,
there are still people who think Wenger should stay and this is not a
joke.
Remain patient — promised defensive cover if available That comment tight
there makes wenger a
joke EVERY player is available for the right price but when you shop
at Aldi your choices are limited
Greedy Stan Kronke is only concerned with making money, and if Usmanov sells up then we are in it deep cos Wenger will continue to steal a living from the club as will that clown Walcott.We are also rans,
there is no real desire to spend a penny more than necessary and every year Wenger fiddles around
at the edges of the team but never really completes the job, I'm sick of watching the same game over and over, Wenger waving his arms about but doing the like for like subs on about 70 mins as usual while Bouldy sticks to his vow of silence, we are a
joke among the top teams, and if Wenger signs a new deal then I may have to take a 2 year sabbatical cos I'm sick of the man and his bu # * ~ $ t press conferences,
Gotze was pilloried for sharing a
joke with good friend and Barcelona keeper Marc - Andre ter Stegen after Bayern's 3 - 0 Champions League semi-final defeat
at the Camp Nou and attacked by national icon, Frank Beckenbauer, for his alleged lack of desire («Sometimes in his movements, he's like a schoolboy player, who loses a challenge and stands
there.
I knew Id bend you to my way of thinking Shard!!!!!!!!!!! Only
joking mate, but I wasnt just aiming that
at Andy moreso all of us, we need to be asking more,
theres a different between asking and demanding.
«
There are a few good players from there so maybe we should have a scouting department at Southampton,» Klopp j
There are a few good players from
there so maybe we should have a scouting department at Southampton,» Klopp j
there so maybe we should have a scouting department
at Southampton,» Klopp
joked.
There was a huge hoolabaloo created
at half time over the Dutch cunt handing over his shirt to Andre Santos, an incident which then became the butt of many
jokes on Twitter.
There is the revealing
joke about the man who is on his hands and knees under a streetlamp
at night, looking for his lost car keys.
We need to be completely
at peace about who we choose whether it's a midwife, doctor, hospital, birth center, home birth, or a stream in the middle of the jungle (no
joke,
there's a video on You Tube).