Sentences with phrase «at a joke told»

And President Reagan was once seen laughing at a joke told by Red Skelton.»

Do they laugh at every joke you tell — even the lame 10 Signs Your Boss / Manager is a Narcissist The narcissistic boss.

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(There's an SNL skit where cast members joke that the best thing you'll learn at a fake internet college... is to not tell people that's where you went.)

«The media made a mistake by covering Trump's candidacy at the start as some sort of joke or media prank,» Harvard political scientist Danielle S. Allen tells the NYT columnist.

The chatbot is at least a bit convincing with some of its jokes because humans tell bad jokes on Twitter all day.

He calls Yahoo a «terrible joke» and told Honan that «innovation at Flickr turned blue and choked out» after joining Yahoo.

Arthur Adams, who says he worked at a McDonald's in the 1980s, said on Quora that customers would ask him to tell a joke or sell his McDonald's hat.

I'd tell them jokes, and at the end of the night (assuming everybody was in a good mood), I'd ask how many people came to see our show.

When he presented his findings back at the office, Flom was told to take a hike and actually threatened with termination by the company's CEO: the band was regarded as a joke by Atlantic's executives, their audiences were viewed as idiots, and their songs were derided as garbage.

Signs of the changes percolating in the retirement market were everywhere on Wednesday at Dimensional Fund Advisors» first - ever conference focused on the defined contribution space, from the jokes DFA's David Booth told at the expense of the existing king of the retirement market, Fidelity, to the news of the investment product DFA is rolling out to serve as a combination default option and lesson in responsibility for employees who are the least engaged in their retirement planning.

Buffett immediately put the group at ease, telling them to call him «Warren» and even joking with Pabrai's young daughters that he eats only things he would've as a five year - old.

The minister at a local Chemical Dependancy clinic jokes with me telling me I am the most christian person he knows, and he knows I am an atheist.

So I told her about my dream and then tried to crack a few jokes at my own expense, «oh, can you even imagine that happening?»

* Chorus * But God can be funny At a cocktail party when listening to a good God - themed joke, or Or when the crazies say He hates us And they get so red in the head you think they're «bout to choke God can be funny, When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus God can be so hilarious Ha ha

I have it on good authority he said «My wife... is such a comedian, always cracking up the apostles with her naughty jokes... Like did you hear the one she told about the Priest the Rabbi and the Pastor who were discussing how they apporting their collections and the Priest says «We go into the parking lot and draw a circle on the ground and throw all the money up and any that lands in the circle we give to God» and the Pastor says «Yeah, we do almost the same thing but give God anything that falls outside the circle» and the Rabbi looks at them both and says «We do almost the same thing to, draw a circle and throw up the money high into the air and God keeps what God wants...»

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

* Chorus * But God can be funny At a cocktail party when listening to a good God - themed joke, or Or when the crazies say He hates us And they get so red in the head you think they're «bout to choke God can be funny, When told he'll give you money if you just pray the right way And when presented like a genie who does magic like Houdini Or grants wishes like Jiminy Cricket and Santa Claus God can be so hilarious Ha ha Ha ha

For while school bells ring throughout An American Childhood, neither classes nor teachers are memorable — except, that is, for the informal instruction in joke - telling offered at home by both parents.

Yet within sight, sound, and stink of these things men and women were murdered by the agents of the state, perhaps because they had told an unwise joke about the regime, perhaps for no reason at all.

This joke has more critical bite; one imagines it being told (by an alienated conservative, say) as a way of poking fun at others, not oneself.

Family members would yell at each other, the temperature in the room would escalate, and then someone would tell a joke, diffusing the tension and returning the household to normal.

Police joked about arresting Sir Cliff Richard at Wimbledon when investigating a child sex - assault allegation, a journalist has told a High Court judge.

I'm not joking when I tell you that I was blown away that such deliciousness was allowed to exist in the world (I mean, most of my diet at that point was cheerios and egg salad sandwiches) and cheesecake instantly became my favorite dessert.

ROOM TEMPERATURE: I'm not joking around when I tell you to have your non-dairy milk and aquafaba at room temperature.

No joke, I work for a top company at this point in the revision dept. Really don't tell anybody but we found this site that is 100 % glitching and giv ing out complimentary Android!!

My favorite quote in the book from Antonia is when she says, «At the end of the day, it doesn't matter if your experience of family is a mom and her preschooler coloring pictures and telling knock - knock jokes while they eat or a rowdy gathering of parents and kids, aunties and uncles, grandparents and friends fiercely debating which team will win the next big game.

I just joked at that part but I can confidently tell you Lemar will be an Arsenal player.I can understand if you doubt but trust me eventually everything will fall into place.

we haven't won at old Trafford in the prem in 12 years that's absolutely shocking and yet the club is still offering this has been joke of a manager new contracts and he's so out of touch he actually thinks the team is one of his strongest he's ever had and we're told we're over achieving?

On Feb. 4, Kiam, continuing in his buffoon's role, told a joke at a dinner in Stamford, Conn., saying that what Olson and the Iraqi army had in common was that they both had seen Patriot missiles up close.

You keep scraping around at the bottom of that barrel — you must have hit rock bottom by now with that ludicrous statement — with Podolski we could have been top of the PL!!!!?? Come on, tell us you are joking....

«What I told Tiffany was a little joke... and a little truth, too,» Prinz said last Saturday after her goal had helped Carolina beat the Washington Freedom 3 - 2 in Founders Cup II at Herndon Stadium in Atlanta.

Look at how they are adding quality while we are telling ourselves that flamini can do a job.what a joke we are becoming... I'm just so frustrated and sad about schweini to manure, the only part that makes me a little calm is the fact that he's 30 and almost passed his best years but still a valuable and world class midfielder

In France he is not recognised as one of the great and most of the time criticised by his obvious lack of results and trophies... But, still he is in position at Arsenal and you will have some pundits (well when you go as low as recruiting Robbie Savage as a pundit, you wonder why people think BT is seemingly a joke) telling you is a football brain...!!!

Their father told them to wait, and wait they did, entertaining 76er Center Darryl Dawkins with a kindergarten joke about a boy who recited the alphabet and omitted the letter «p.» Finally, Erving was finished and took the boys to lunch — at Wendy's.

I know they hate the AKB label that they USED to wear with such (misguided) pride but they are awfully quiet at the moment don't you think?It seems their Chosen One has even left them with nothing to say in his defence and that alone shows the true picture of the state Wenger has finally taken us to.We are an EMBARRASSMENT and there is just no hiding from this now.Dont tell me the Board are not aware of this.Dont for one minute believe Josh Kronke is not aware of our plight.We really are a joke of a Football Club that this Manager is still in a job this evening.F ** k the Europa Cup.Why would anyone Seriously believe this prehistoric has - been is capable of getting past AMadrid?Why would anyone believe he should be given the chance anyway?

Truth be told, the Jenkins on loan looks a joke now because he could have got his experience until January at Arsenal.

We Arsenal fans overrate their player's a lot.No wonder when our players leave to another club eventually their quality always declines even if they're world class.Take a look at all the top players who have left Arsenal and look at their careers.Things start well and end badly.It is unfair to say Sanchez is irreplaceable because none of you can know until you give the chance to another player and no one knew he would have this impact.This should tell you that until you try you can't know.I hate it when we allow players to treat us like this.Why not sell him abroad and get a top winger to replace him instead of allowing him to go for free?How do you know we will or won't win the league with him or if another top winger comes in.We might really really regret this season if the future of some key players are not sorted out.We overrate our players a lot its a joke.

NOT GOOD ENOUGH AND NOT WHAT WE WERE PROMISED, THEY ARE UNTRIED AND UNTESTED AT THIS LEVEL AND NEXT YEAR WILL BE MORE OF THE SAME, AT THE END OF WHICH YOU WILL BE TOLD TO GIVE TIME TO THE PLAYERS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW... ITS A SICK JOKE....

While we had to endure millions of jokes butted at our 8 - 2 mauling, at the hands of Manchester United, earlier in the season, I have also had the pride of rival fans coming up to me and telling «Arsenal were awesome yesterday!»

I will try to find a husband,» she told the divorce judge when he asked her if she planned to get a job (but stated later online that it was a joke: «I joked that since I am great at being a wife and mother, and if that's my main skill, as they define it, then perhaps I could look into being a wife again, if they so insist!»)

It really could be anything — a stepped on foot, a joke told at her expense — but her reaction prompted us to see that she needed more time to feel better.

I joked with the doctor and told her, if we were still at 5 cm, to lie and tell me 6 cm.

At an activity last night, some of the women's moms were SHOCKED when I told them that we celebrated a «Krampus» party at work as a joke for a holiday partAt an activity last night, some of the women's moms were SHOCKED when I told them that we celebrated a «Krampus» party at work as a joke for a holiday partat work as a joke for a holiday party.

If you look at the whole video I told a whole series of jokes.»

Ngige threw a joke at Ubah when he asked Ubah if he could tell between both of them who would win the election.

Democratic gubernatorial candidate Mahlon Mitchell's telling of a crude joke at a public event is drawing criticism from his primary opponents.

The Labour leader is supposed to be good at speeches, but he'll have to tell better jokes than the one which now followed.

The international development secretary was forced to apologise for telling a racist and sexist joke at a Christmas party in 2000, when he was shadow health secretary and a rising Tory star.

A best man's role is to tell jokes at the expense of the groom.

Hillary Clinton barked like a dog before hundreds of people at a rally in Nevada after she told a joke about a pooch that could sniff out Republican lies.