Once upon a time it was considered sacrilidge to wear the American flag (
at least my mother told me that...) but on the 4th of July anything patriotic goes, so here are my favorite picks for Independence Day fashion:
Not exact matches
I take it that the sex - distinctive names of the parties involved will still be allowed, so that it should not be too difficult to
tell the
mother from the father, or
at least the female from the male.
A
mother will
tell me she can only express a few drops but after I show her proper technique, she can usually express
at least 5 ml's which is enough to finger or spoon feed to the baby.
I went to a hormonal doctor and he
told me to keep to a 1200 calories but I think this is crazy for a nursering
mother... so I'll stick to the frustration for
at least a year which is the time I plan to feed my baby because although it is keeping me fat and feeling bad about myself me and my baby, we love to breastfeed and to be breastfed!
At the very
least, don't
tell a loving
mother she should stop feeding her 1 year old just because your confused about the importance of such a simple biological function.
They should know how to
tell if the baby is getting enough breastmilk: baby passes urine
at least six times in 24 hours,
mother can hear the sound of the baby swallowing, and
mother's breasts feel softer after a feed.
The local yokel Dems don't seem to give a FART either —
at least one of whom was trained by my
mother (I apologize for my
mother here, but I did not pick her as my
mother, truth be
told!)
Contrary to what your
mother told you, or
at least me, stripes are universally flattering.
While the script does present a realistic take on the chaos of life with little ones as far as this writer can
tell (full disclosure: I am nobody's
mother), it still conforms to the tired comedy mandate that
at least a half - dozen contemporary pop - culture references must be inserted into the average feature - length script.
She longs to go college in New York «where culture is,» as she
tells her
mother, Marion (the impressive Laurie Metcalf, a mainstay on Roseanne for decades), or
at least Connecticut or New Hampshire, where «writers live in the woods».
«I want to go where culture is,» she
tells her
mother (Laurie Metcalf), «like New York, or
at least Connecticut or New Hampshire, where writers live in the woods.»
I always thought I was born —
at least my
mother always
told me so — on August 22, 1898.
My
mother has determined to only use the hospital now and not the AMS because she has to
tell her story twice (
at least) and usually have a repeat of the blood test — which is not great when your skin is paper thin, your veins are failing and you're in pain.