Sentences with phrase «at your jokes because»

I will introduce myself as Mr. Rieper, and chuckle at the joke because I know I'm going to kill her.

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Some online joked that Apple should call it the iPad «education edition,» partially because it's priced at $ 70 less than the iPad Air 2 it replaced.

At the CECP's CEO Investor Forum in February, Polman said — only half joking — that he felt empowered to make this decision immediately because, «My simple point was the day they are hiring you, they are not going to fire you.»

Clooney also joked with the AP and said he used to clean his own vomit off his tuxedos, presumably after too many adult beverages at functions in Tinseltown, but now he still has vomit on his tuxedos because of the babies.

The chatbot is at least a bit convincing with some of its jokes because humans tell bad jokes on Twitter all day.

We were joking at the job site because every single meal was beans and rice.

jesus jokes mean most people aren't afraid of god and the people who want us to be afraid of god because HE»S NOT REAL and its funny to laugh at people who think he is real... religion was invented by men in power to control the masses.

He even fended off a heckler, joking, «We actually arranged for that, because it made me feel at home.»

I thought straight away this is a joke as scriptures tell us only the father knows the time of his sons return and hes keeping it to himself he hasnt even told his son yet.Mark 13:32 This a mystery isnt God all knowing and isnt Jesus God it is a mystery.Yet I like that that is the case because it proves that the father is not the son and the son is not the father they are separate yet they are one just like the holy spirit.I have come across denominations that believe the father son and holy spirit are the one person i asked them how they can say that when Jesus was baptized we see 3 separate persons.We have enough information to know that we are in the last days the signs are present and increasing.Ever since Israel became a nation the countdown has begun.The verse the enemy will come like a thief in the night i have heard preached many times and i believe the preachers have got it wrong because they preach it from the view for the church to get there act together or you will miss out.This view is incorrect because if you are a born again believer following him in obedience and relying on the holy spirit you are not walking in darkness but are walking in the light so you will not be caught unaware as those who are sleeping this is a warning for those who are sleeping or walking according to the flesh they are in darkness.Remember the 10 wise virgins the ones who were alert and keep refilling there lamps went in with the bride those who slept were left behind and so it will be when the Lord returns.Now is the time to prepare our hearts and lives to be ready for his return.It is an exciting time to be living and we are to live in the expectation that the Lord could return at any time brentnz

A Vineyard joke has it that St. Peter will know the Vineyard pastors at the Pearly Gates because they will show up in jeans.

Though I have sometimes joked that I am a two - and - a-half point Calvinist, it is only because I hold to half of each point of Calvinism, which is really no Calvinism at all.

Yet within sight, sound, and stink of these things men and women were murdered by the agents of the state, perhaps because they had told an unwise joke about the regime, perhaps for no reason at all.

But I dug around a bit and discovered that there was a scene cut of the episode — one of the Sheriff being beheaded (it was cut because the joke of it isn't appropriate at this time with the terrible news out of Iraq).

Kind of like taking a flag and shoving it down every other counties throat because in a nations own diluted mind they think they are the best, when on the world stage they are looked at like a joke.

At our annual reunions, my brother and sisters and I often joked that we flew home every year because «this might be Grandpa's last.»

He already knew at end of days (that's your generation, it started in 1948 when Israel became a Nation) that you'd refuse to hear His truth because you are so concerned with your flesh bodies, believing life is all there is, you care less what happens to you because you believe Jesus is a big joke... Folks, big bang never happened unless you watch Batman and Robin.

I'm sure it'll eventually get old — or at least less wondrous — because I was just as enchanted when we first moved to Santa Monica and I had 6 Whole Foods stores within a 10 mile radius (not joking).

I often joke that I eat my weight in avocados because I eat them for at least 1 meal, but often 2 - 3 meals per day.

I loooooove cookies (particularly chocolate chip oatmeal cookies), but I almost never make them at home because they contain so much sugar and I'd gobble up the whole batch by my lonesome (no joke).

As for Giroud I hope what I'm hearing is not true.You get the feeling that once Lacazette starts scoring he just won't like it.He's also another overrated player who's also hear because of Wenger's kindness.Apart from the fact that he's good with his head I don't see the positives of keeping here and even Welbeck.We need players who can push Lacazette to perform and these are just not the players.They are more of rotation players.Do you think if Welbeck and Giroud were at top form they can challenge Laca at his best?I always laugh at our strikers though.On one hand, one doesn't fit our style of play but at least he can finish.On the other hand, the one who fits our style of play can't even score a goal.I can't believe we are joking with such a crucial role.I'm sick and tired of seeing average strikers in the club.It's been painful watching the likes of Bendtner and Chamakh already.Now I have to cope with this.

It's also usually in this space where I make cheap jokes at the Mets» expense because that's how I think I'll get the internet to like me.

That is a joke of a comment.I wonder what Arsenal fans can defend him apart from his stats when he's at his best.He is average when at his best and very very average at his worst.Stop overhyping this guy.Just so you know I'm not scared to say it like people here.I rank him with the likes of Chamakh and other average strikers who are just being given world class service upfront.I wish he never plays for Arsenal again and its agonising when I ever see him play.France is going out to be honest and it ai nt because he isnt gonna play.

Sanogo is f*cking shit and belongs back at Auxerre, Wenger only signed him because he's young and French, May aswell have signed Cinnor Wickam or Andy Carrol, what a joke!

but the atmosphere at emirates is sad like terrible u look at anfield and it hurts me because we're such poorly ran club from fans point view we're are diehards all splits all over stadium joke we need leaders at arsenal top too bottom but this arsenal is not arsenal of old were is our Tony Adams ray palour, we're is our pride how dear man Utd get Sanchez like how dear even ask pride is word here folks we have none as in overheads us fans are joke like boycott next game stay away or go and stand outside stadium for full match stand together stand tall we will be heard we are arsenal we are there customers we are Gona make change but by money cause that's wat this club is money and Sanchez Utd proves it

We need a world class striker no excuse ok and Walcott should leave because the dude is just a waste of space in our squad he has all the pace but cant beat a man one on one smfh now i see why Chelsea fans laugh at us eveb bloody man u fans because we are a joke

I think it is probably true, mainly because there are Arsenal fans who keep saying it and most rational football fans would say «look at those Arsenal fans with their sense of entitlement, they are the biggest joke in football»

this is the worst man united team and we cant beat them at home our mnagaers is been paid 8 million a year for what it is joke fans also has to share the blame because we leave it late untill where we are now

Hahahahaha so true, I said at the start of the season we should have offloaded Podolski because he serves no purpose at Arsenal besides putting everything on social media and I'm pretty sure someone already has the job of updating Arsenal.com... It's a complete joke along with his pay check that he collects week in week out.

Because the car was hers and was parked in his own driveway, he assumed the commands yelled at him came from neighbors playing a joke.)

Truth be told, the Jenkins on loan looks a joke now because he could have got his experience until January at Arsenal.

We Arsenal fans overrate their player's a lot.No wonder when our players leave to another club eventually their quality always declines even if they're world class.Take a look at all the top players who have left Arsenal and look at their careers.Things start well and end badly.It is unfair to say Sanchez is irreplaceable because none of you can know until you give the chance to another player and no one knew he would have this impact.This should tell you that until you try you can't know.I hate it when we allow players to treat us like this.Why not sell him abroad and get a top winger to replace him instead of allowing him to go for free?How do you know we will or won't win the league with him or if another top winger comes in.We might really really regret this season if the future of some key players are not sorted out.We overrate our players a lot its a joke.

«We could line those guys up, or we could line up without receivers at this point because of the lack of depth,» head coach Barry Odom said, half joking.

«I remember people criticised me because we never changed the plan and now we change a lot,» he joked in his press conference, after watching his players come from behind to beat West Ham 3 - 2 at home.

It's a joke really because if Chamakh or Kosh's headers had gone in right at the start we may have had a different result and the press would probably be writing «Arsenal discover new steel» — even though we'd have played exactly the same!

Is it because of the humour and humanity of LVG, the awful run of injuries, the difficulty of changing from the SAF old guard to a new MU filled with exciting attacking intent (that is a joke) or just that it is an unpleasant trait to laugh at those who are going through tough times?

Remember last year, when the big running joke was, «Well, at least we're at the end of 2016 because it can't get much worse than this!»

I joke that we'll have a cute set of four at the end (partly to remind myself that it's okay I didn't get the son I always wanted, because these girls ARE awesome).

My colleagues at the ER often joke because about half the time the kids are better between the AC in the office and ambulance and all the fluids we've collectively gotten into them.

And to think my friends and I used to joke in high school saying that I would finally get breasts when I had children because everyone seems to think that the breasts stay... ha ha ha I guess my body is laughing at me now

So with the newborn I had no clue it is just all left off my brain as to how to do a latch correctly and all that so that was a little surprising with having a second one but I kind of [inaudible] goals out the window with my second because I knew I had gone three years at that point was my first that it was just like you know I would just nurse as long as she wants to nurse and you know whatever happens, happens, I'm fine and we joked because my second was much more independent we joked that she would've wean more sooner than her older sister which almost happened because my oldest nurse for almost 5 years.

And later when I asked if we could discuss a birth plan, she laughed and said that at the hospital, they joked whenever a woman came to them with a birth plan, they signed them up for a C - section right away because invariably, things went wrong.

«We are ready to adhere to his advice and do whatever he says to avert the said plane crash, we at the FA will not hesitate to do the needful because we don't joke with issues has to do with spirituality.

They have been bonded and it is no joke if you are bonded by the National Council in an indefinite manner because, at any point in time, when the national council feels you have gone against this bond, you might attract serious sanctions from the National Council.»

«Because you have started eating here, the restaurant will become too expensive for some of us o.» It is a common joke I share when I meet the top presenters of Multimedia at a restaurant.

Sheinkopf — who said he was at the church because he works for its pastor, the Rev. Johnnie Green, and his Mobilizing Preachers and Communities advocacy group — thought Cuomo's joke fell flat.

According to diplomatic sources, even officials at the Trump White House «don't want to go anywhere near Boris because they think he's a joke».

When introducing his latest documentary at the Tribeca Film Festival Saturday night, director Alex Gibney joked that he was leaning towards keeping the name of his «mostly finished but not quite done» work the «Untitled Eliot Spitzer Film» because he'd never before made a film where he was «so uncertain about where [he] was going... and what the conclusions would be,» given the «divisive» nature of his subject.

Is it possible to get taken seriously in a domestic - policy debate without at least joking about how you lost your job as New York's tough - on - crime governor because of your involvement in an illegal prostitution ring?

Because matter is classified by how many protons it has, this is «element zero,» jokes Tomohiro Uesaka, who led the work at the Radioactive Isotope Beam Factory in Japan.

(The people there told me afterwards that this was because I was the only one who had laughed at their jokes in the interview.